Kaguya Houraisan
Eternal Princess
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Enlightening Moonlight
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Post by Kaguya Houraisan on Nov 12, 2015 8:13:22 GMT
RULES: The theory must be semi-legit, even in spite of how ridiculous they may be. To start off: Clownpiece is a communistJoseph Stalin was being judged by the Yama; rather than trying to plead for his sins, he simply took hell. Hecatia saw his actions and was impressed. She never saw a mortal simply take hell before. Hecatia and Stalin became good friends in Hell. She decided to just let him live in Hell without the torturing part. Clownpiece took a particular liking to him. She calls him Uncle Stalin. Since Hecatia and Stalin became good friends, she decided to allow Clownpiece to be used by Stalin for his personal plans to spread Communism. Clownpiece agreed to go along with it. Stalin came up with a very clever plan... "The Capitalist scum are so full of themselves, how about we have them destroy themselves with the one thing they love the most?" Stalin only did one thing: He had Clownpiece dress up as THE AMERICAN FLAG. "With her power of insanity, she would truly win the hearts of all of the capitalists... bringing out the insanity within their own hearts and they will surely destroy there own selves!" Stalin had Clownpiece dress up as the American flag so that she could drive capitalists insane. In the long run, capitalism would fall and communism will come to reign over the Earth. Stalin is still spreading communism from Hell itself. warosu.org/jp/thread/S14194069 The origin (Myself) |
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Aki
Illusionist Crown
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夢幻の冠帯
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Post by Aki on Nov 12, 2015 8:15:40 GMT
Well. Can I have some of what you're smoking right now?
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Aisuko Lyrical
Holy Knights in Training
Posts: 139 
The benevolent/harsh God of Light will forgive/punish your sins.
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Post by Aisuko Lyrical on Nov 12, 2015 8:21:47 GMT
I'm more curious as to what it is.
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Kaguya Houraisan
Eternal Princess
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Enlightening Moonlight
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Post by Kaguya Houraisan on Nov 12, 2015 8:26:20 GMT
You're already smoking it Aki
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Zak
diss member
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Some touhoumon guy.
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Post by Zak on Nov 12, 2015 11:37:52 GMT
Ooh ooh I got some
LUIZE IS ACTUALLY A MEMBER OF A MAKAI-BASE SPECIAL OPS FORCE
We all like teasing Sara and Momiji for being guardians who are weaker than the citizens they're protecting, but what if Luize is actually trained in some reeaally deadly combat and whatnot? When you encounter her though she has none of her equipment though and her hearts not really into the fight since SHE JUST WANTS TO GO ON VAYCAY GODDDDDD...
TOUHOUMON ANOTHER WORLD WAS ACTUALLY CANON
However everyone in Gensokyo got fed up with the absurdly unbalanced game state so they had Alice repurpose the puppets into exploding Shanghais.
LILY WHITE, YUUKA, SHIZIHA, AND LETTY ACTUALLY HERALD THE SEASONS IRL
You just don't see them cuz they pass through places not close by to you.
also they skip Florida cuz we're stuck in perpetual Summer ugghh.
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Frelia, nyu
it's me
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Post by Frelia, nyu on Nov 12, 2015 13:08:26 GMT
LILY WHITE, YUUKA, SHIZIHA, AND LETTY ACTUALLY HERALD THE SEASONS IRL You just don't see them cuz they pass through places not close by to you. also they skip Florida cuz we're stuck in perpetual Summer ugghh. lmao Stupid theories time - Byakuren transcended humanity and turned into a fairy, she purged the ghosts in MS that refused to leave the cycle of life and death out of Makai, leaving only the fairies behind; this is why she has fancy wings in her spellcards.
- Recette Lemongrass fell into Gensokyo, killed Nitori and took her place after MoF after dyeing her hair blue. This explains her sudden lust for cash money.
- No Touhou character has the letter Q in their name. Therefore the final boss will have it in their name, when ZUN receives sponsorship to film an entire season of Touhou-Sesame Street crossovers, featuring Touhou deka fumos.
- Have you ever wondered what would happen if a fleshlight turned into a tsukumogami? Well that's what the Tsukumos are. They can eat a dick. There's no reasoning for this, I just hate them. Screw music note bullets I swear.
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ZM
Kochiyaist
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Arahitogami~
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Post by ZM on Nov 12, 2015 13:13:54 GMT
Nitori's bisexual.
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Frelia, nyu
it's me
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Post by Frelia, nyu on Nov 12, 2015 13:28:37 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 13:30:50 GMT
this is like one of those times where a group of stoners get together and start talking really weird shit
nova, are you currently high
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2015 14:00:37 GMT
- Recette Lemongrass fell into Gensokyo, killed Nitori and took her place after MoF after dyeing her hair blue. This explains her sudden lust for cash money.
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Kaguya Houraisan
Eternal Princess
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Enlightening Moonlight
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Post by Kaguya Houraisan on Nov 12, 2015 16:30:32 GMT
I'm never high Alisha. This is all my head.
Speaking of which, Yuuka is actually a fairy that became a youkai after slowly torturing it to death by beating it with a sunflower.
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