vexoftheabyss
Some kind of guy
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Post by vexoftheabyss on Oct 25, 2015 0:50:57 GMT
Umm I need help, I wanna bully a friend, but everytime I ask him for permission, he says no, and I don't know why, can you help me know how to politely bully him?Oh my reason is because he acts super cute when he is bullied. :3
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ZM
Kochiyaist
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Arahitogami~
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Post by ZM on Oct 25, 2015 0:52:43 GMT
steal his wallet
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2015 0:52:43 GMT
Go play Bully: Scholarship Edition. That should teach you everything you need to know.
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TimoteTh3God
Super Duper High School Tilter
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Extreme Tilt
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Post by TimoteTh3God on Oct 25, 2015 1:02:25 GMT
Bullying 101 By: TimoteTh3God Bullying is a very delicate art form. It is a very common way of expressing yourself, taking out your frustration on another poor human being who didn't do stuff. Bullies are seen as "cool" and "hip", and thus, many of the nice guys want to bully people. Unfortunately, they all make big mistakes. One of them being asking for permission to bully. Thankfully for all those nice guys out there, you're good ol' pal Foxbox will shape you right up, so you too can become a mean, lean, big red machine!
1. Find a suitable target to bully: This is a very important step. You have to find someone who is relatively small in stature so they do not bully you instead, but don't find someone too small, or else people will call 911 for suspected Child assault. 2. Approach them: Don't say anything, lightly shoulder bump them. That should give them a message. Do this for a couple of weeks. 3. Start to see where he goes, follow him. 4. Once you know his basic schedule, start picking on him. Slap books out of his arm, ask for lunch money, call him names. 5. Afterwards, you can get to the real grit. The real deal! The willy nilly! Punch him! Slap him! Spit on his face! Kick him while he's down! It should look a bit like this: Biblography:
Bully: Scholarship Edition for the Playstation 2
WWE Network (For only $9.99 a month!)
Real life stories
(Note. I do not endorse or support bullying in any way. This is a joke. Please don't bully/sue me.)
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Aki
Illusionist Crown
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夢幻の冠帯
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Post by Aki on Oct 25, 2015 2:58:35 GMT
The best part of this thread is that it's not even a joke.  |
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Frelia, nyu
it's me
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Post by Frelia, nyu on Oct 25, 2015 3:02:06 GMT
all the participants of this thread have been ARRESTED by the anti bully squad
turn in your nap privileges now
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Kaguya Houraisan
Eternal Princess
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Enlightening Moonlight
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Post by Kaguya Houraisan on Oct 25, 2015 3:07:38 GMT
Yes, believe Tim. He is the bullied after all.
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Aki
Illusionist Crown
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夢幻の冠帯
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Post by Aki on Oct 25, 2015 3:10:14 GMT
Yes, believe Tim. He is the bullied after all. Resident expert "I had a dream people would call me by my real name. Too bad it was just a dream." |
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CyberVermin
Bad RNG
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Waifus killed Touhou
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Post by CyberVermin on Oct 25, 2015 3:16:18 GMT
1. Find a suitable target to bully: This is a very important step. You have to find someone who is relatively small in stature so they do not bully you instead, but don't find someone too small, or else people will call 911 for suspected Child assault.
This is where you fucked up. Any seasoned bully will tell you that size does not matter. You must pick someone with high amounts of confidence. Beat down their confidence with constant bullying until they have no self-esteem left. Their patheticness will cause all of their friends to leave them, or join in on the bullying. Sooner or later they will want your bullying, since you are all they have left. Saying you are a bully because you pick on the weak is like saying you're a gamer because you play angry birds, or you're a pro wrestler because you do shitty gay RP online. If you walked into bully country, you would be executed via atomic wedgie + noogie combo. Please, quit pretending to be a bully. Go volunteer at a community centre instead. |
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TimoteTh3God
Super Duper High School Tilter
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Post by TimoteTh3God on Oct 25, 2015 3:19:00 GMT
Please, quit pretending to be a bully. Go volunteer at a community centre instead. I'll go volunteer at a community "centre" if you read a dictionary. |
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Aki
Illusionist Crown
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夢幻の冠帯
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Post by Aki on Oct 25, 2015 3:19:15 GMT
1. Find a suitable target to bully: This is a very important step. You have to find someone who is relatively small in stature so they do not bully you instead, but don't find someone too small, or else people will call 911 for suspected Child assault.
This is where you fucked up. Any seasoned bully will tell you that size does not matter. You must pick someone with high amounts of confidence. Beat down their confidence with constant bullying until they have no self-esteem left. Their patheticness will cause all of their friends to leave them, or join in on the bullying. Sooner or later they will want your bullying, since you are all they have left. Saying you are a bully because you pick on the weak is like saying you're a gamer because you play angry birds, or you're a pro wrestler because you do shitty gay RP online. If you walked into bully country, you would be executed via atomic wedgie + noogie combo. Please, quit pretending to be a bully. Go volunteer at a community centre instead.  |
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CyberVermin
Bad RNG
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Waifus killed Touhou
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Post by CyberVermin on Oct 25, 2015 3:24:07 GMT
I'll go volunteer at a community "centre" if you read a dictionary. Last I checked, the language was called English, not Americish, or whatever broken ooga booga speech you Americans use. |
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