Emeraldfox
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Post by Emeraldfox on Sept 27, 2014 19:55:09 GMT
This, this topic here is me, typing up dumb little skits/short stories about everyone in Touhou. Also a lot of this will be on the fly
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One clear and sunny day, Mystia and Wriggle were playing hackey sack in front of a tree
"Hey, Wriggle, have you heard that there's a werewolf prowling around Gensokyo now?" Asked Mystia who is standing on her hands
"I have, actually. I hear she's pretty chill actually. They're even saying she punched Reimu in the face!", Wriggle is using her antenae
"Haha! Wow! That's awesome!"
After two more hours of playing hackey sack, Lily White suddenly appeared
"Oh hey Lily W, wanna join?" Asked Wriggle
"Yeah, a third player would be fun!" Chirped Mystia
But Lily gave no response, all she did was crack a devious, deranged smile
"SPRING IF HERE MOTHER LOVERS!"
P'CHUUN!!!! Mystia and Wriggle were blown up
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"Oh, so that's a 'strange incident'? Then I suppose I'm a mobile strange incident."
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Post by Old Shadow Account on Sept 27, 2014 19:56:52 GMT
The last part was funny lol
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the maus
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Post by the maus on Sept 27, 2014 19:56:52 GMT
10/10 would read "mother lovers" as something else again.
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Arahitogami~
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Post by ZM on Sept 27, 2014 19:58:35 GMT
I like this
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Emeraldfox
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Post by Emeraldfox on Oct 7, 2014 1:50:53 GMT
The Bamboo Forest, a peculiar place in Gensokyo. Souls unfortunate enough to get lost here are doomed to wander forever. There is a facility deep within this forest, Eientei. A rather large place, lorded over by a Princess and her companions.
This place isn't important, a discarded newspaper on the ground is more important
BUNBUNMARU the Newspaper
~By Aya Shamemaru~
An article, an article about a pop duo is highlighted. MORNING Blindness is what they call themselves. Why don't we read it?
~Noisy pop group disbanded after one show!~
New(and now disbanded) pop duo, MORNING Blindness, disbanded promptly after preforming a single in front of a crowd due to personal differences! "It's only natural that I be the leader, I came first after all." Those were the words of Mystia Lorelei, an ex member of MORNING Blindness. "THAT'S STUPID, YOU'RE STUPID, MY VOICE IS LOVELY AND I'M MORE POPULAR SO I SHOULD BE THE LEADER." Calm words from the other ex member, Kyouko Kasodani. Who's more popular and who has the loveliest voice is highly debatable, the crow was mostly protesting and complaining. One concert goer went deaf and had blood coming from his ears while another lost her vision. So, in the end, it was actually a blessing that they broke up over a petty reason, praise Kanako.
The other articles are pure drivel and trash that should not be read, this paper is two days old.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2014 2:26:25 GMT
Don't they have a group in canon though.
still, funny read. :3
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Emeraldfox
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Post by Emeraldfox on Oct 9, 2014 0:10:04 GMT
~Momiji Inubashiri~
Momimji Inubashiri, a white wolf tengu of the mountain. She is always assigned patrol duty, for her peerless abilities of the senses.
Her sense of smell...
Is second to none.
Her eyesight...
Rivals that of the gods.
But can she see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Yes she can, she can see the cinnamon and sugar swirls in every bite!*
But that isn't important, what is important that she saw what went down between Lily White, Wriggle and Mystia. She thought it was nothing, just a child's game, she paid it no heed. What was more important was that Hatate Himekaido, a crow tengu, decided to rebel against the High Tengu and has gathered a small army to do so. So our staunch watchmen, Momiji is on the lookout for them since they have been quiet for quite some time...
"I swear to Kanako if Aya writes about me in that stupid newspaper of hers... I'll splatter her guts"
Oh Momiji, our staunch watchmen. Still hates Aya.
*part of a complete breakfast
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Post by the maus on Oct 9, 2014 0:14:07 GMT
WHY IS THE H NOT IN GREEN COMIC SANS?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2014 0:49:32 GMT
"Momimji"
you unintentionally think of the best nicknames.
But really I like this loosely related set of stories.
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Emeraldfox
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Post by Emeraldfox on Oct 11, 2014 9:54:06 GMT
~Shizuha Aki~
The elder(and less popular) of the Aki sisters, gods who represent the autumn season. Shizuha is responsible for the changing leaves while her younger sister, Miniriko, is responsible for the harvests. The day is going normally, Shizuha is kicking trees to make the leaves fall, because that's how they fall from the trees. Minoriko comes running up. "Hey, Shizuha! Could you do me a favor? I want you to check something out for me(I am ultra busy after all)." Minoriko asked with a sly grin. Ignoring her sister's mocking tone Shizuha answered, "Sure, what do you want me to check out?" she asked. "Weeeeelllll, there has been a disturbance in the seasonal force, as if the balance has been shifted, y'know? I'd look into it myself but I'm sooooo busy with helping these farmers with their harvests(after all, I'm more relied upon). So could you please check?", big watery eyes from Minoriko. Once again, ignoring her younger sister's sneering tone, "I guess, could be more fun than kicking trees all day."
"Super! Then you can leave now!"
"Wait, why? Shouldn't I prepare?"
"Nah, it's probably something minor."
"Then why is it so urgent that I leave now?"
"Because the farmers and their families want to hold a feast in my honor, there's even talks about building a shrine for me! You hanging around would only kill the mood and depress everyone."
"..."
And so, Shizuha began her quest to find the cause of the seasonal disturbance, whatever it may be...
"Lady Minoriko! My radish harvest could use your blessing!"
"Ohhhhh, I wish my daughter were as dignified as you.."
"I grew these sweet potatos in your honor, Lady Minoriko! Be my waifu."
"Make a contract and become meguca"
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Post by the maus on Nov 5, 2014 21:27:39 GMT
Uh
necropost9strong9me
Continue theseeee.
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