the laziest tōhōmon LP known to man (PICTURE-HEAVY)

welcome to the laziest LP ever made, I'm your host fera
today we'll be watching some dweeb straight up rip through Touhoumon Purple (ver. 14/08/07) while attempting to be witty and taking way too few screenshots

in the interest of maximum shittiness
we'll be
-starting in the middle of slateport museum (because it didn't occur to me to do an LP until then, and people are demanding it apparently)
-using 3x zoom (because that's what my emu resolution is) and THEN scaling it down
-using Alice solo (the worst shot type in IN)
-not taking reader opinions (probably, idk, I might change my mind)
-and more!

let's start with some headcanon:

yukari decided to visit all the world's museums with her pet alice
she decided on a low-key dress
suddenly some bad guys popped in and threatened to rape her
here is our story


I'm not sure if that bandanna fits your suit mang, and button it up nobody wants to see the necklace your mom gave you


even yo puppets laughin at you nigga like c'mon


that's right who's yo daddy (the rest was CToyohime and a third one I don't remember, probably Murasa or some shit)


thanks for doing half of global warming's work for us archie


dude your bus left, all your classmates are gone

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right, the bad guys are gone, let's move on to the next museum, but before that


I'm a filthy peasant


recompensation

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onwar--


I thought you sat in your room all day


I'll be sure to regale you of my top percentage nazrins, thanks bye

trainers are kinda boring


thanks for the tasty potatoes, lady (CShizuha & CMinoriko)


your husband is kinda rude about it though (CMinoriko & CShizuha)


I'm not sure how good this is but it looks like a neat spread so far


first sighting of the 2spooky, courtesy of a youngster


flameo, hotman


yukari decides on a namechange as she is discovered


so far so good


nice


thanks mirror shot

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(one Ctrl+R later)



bless Remilia Number Generator


why haven't you maphacked this so I can walk over there like a good romhacker, Agastya


o-oh am I interrupting something


if you fell from up there I think you've got more to worry about than being embarrassed, like broken bones or some shit


I-I totally wasn't going to do anything under that bridge while nobody was looking, officer

heh heh

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entering the shopping mall construction site


it sounds like a bad translation of a kung fu movie title, honestly


do you want me to clean them on your face


danke


hi


bye


Philosopher's Stone is too long of a name I guess

to be continued