Sell me Eientei Forums. I DARE CHA

Come on y'all, give me your best sales pitch to me. 

Hello!!!
My name is Aleksey Smirnov. I welcome myself to this forum *clap clap clap*

I came here because a few months ago some users from this forum visited my turf...
So I came here to strike back, obviously. 

So we can start fighting already over our tastes, my favorite characters are Tewi and Clownpiece and in a far third place lies Hina. My favorite game is SA and the one I hate the most is bloody effing LoLK. 

Let us not talk about my skills at danmaku though. I might be an scrub, and I might be trying a bit too hard. 

Anyways~
I would like to ask you to tell me why do you like this place, and what do you usually do here... 
Hopefully I'll see ya around, xaxa.