I require sacrifice
Let the bodies fall from the heavens
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Post by I require sacrifice on Nov 28, 2019 3:11:42 GMT
What is the worst touhou theory you can think of. I can think of 1
the reason reimu’s hitbox is so small is because she is actually just a baby. And nobody notices because they are all high on drugs. I mean, just look at cirno, doesn’t her design just scream “I take LSD everyday”. Marisa is pretty much the same, but instead of a baby, she is Kirby. This is backed up by the fact she uses stars. Just like Kirby. The other playable characters are the exact same as reimu.
And that’s my theory with perfect evidence.
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Black Poison (Occult)
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Favorite Game: Wily Beast and Weakest CreatureFavorite Character: Seija KijinCustom Title: lower case text
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Post by Black Poison (Occult) on Nov 28, 2019 15:39:50 GMT
Sumireko is a Youkai who disguised herself as a human and went to the human world, and brought something back.
Sakuya is a Youkai that looks very similar to human, they call her human until she started to think that she was actually a human.
Seija flipped Shinmyoumaru's size, making her look small. Shinmy is a human and when Seija did that, she thought she's an Issun-Boshi.
Nue is actually an alien, she told them she is a Nue so she could fit in.
Are those bad enough?
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ツ Synara ツ
Stalky Girl
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Gap TIME b*tch
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Post by ツ Synara ツ on Dec 3, 2019 17:33:48 GMT
These theories really exist? damn
i have a theory more worst if you want
Mima is the mother of Reimu it's bad enough?
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terrawolf
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haha eientei 1k accounts when
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Post by terrawolf on Aug 8, 2020 7:36:56 GMT
cirno is actually a genius and all her statements are true, but she is very underestimated
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Koishic
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Post by Koishic on Aug 10, 2020 22:40:28 GMT
Sakuya can't stop time because of a scene in Wild and Horned Hermit which said she just moves at the speed of light
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ツ Synara ツ
Stalky Girl
Posts: 1,335
Gap TIME b*tch
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Post by ツ Synara ツ on Aug 11, 2020 9:55:42 GMT
I found a theory. Mima appeared in Windows because she is under Tojiko dress so it would explain why Tojiko has two tails. It become weirder.
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Black Poison (Occult)
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Favorite Game: Wily Beast and Weakest CreatureFavorite Character: Seija KijinCustom Title: lower case text
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Post by Black Poison (Occult) on Aug 12, 2020 9:11:24 GMT
I'm back Urumi is related to Seija, she's probably Seija's long lost mother, sister or aunt.
Konngara is Yuugi's ancestor.
Reisen (smol rabbit) is actually young Reisen U. Inaba.
Tewi is secretly a moon rabbit or a goddess.
Raiko is actually Sekibanki in disguise.
Yoshika isn't really dead.
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