I caught my Dad humming Lunatic Red Eyes

I was going to take a piss while I was doing the dishes one night and I tend to play Touhou music while I do chores (We all seem to do this. Dad blasts Raggaeton and Metal, Mom plays RnB and Metal, and my Brother [and I in some occasions] plays Red Vox and Nujabes). When I came back, I caught the bastard humming along to Lunatic Red Eyes as he was about swig the rest of the god damn tea. I pointed to him and said "Hah, that's a bunny girl's theme song" and he replied "Yeah, so what, you got a problem with that? We can take this outside, dude, I'll take you out, homeboy. I'll go ninja on yo' ass" BONUS: Later that day; While he was playing with the cat, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "What, you never seen a man play with his pussy before?". So what weird Touhou related experiences have you've had with your family?