Probably the funniest chat I've been in.
[7:01:57 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: ...you can't cook right
[7:02:05 PM] Wen Yang: the cheapest and tastiest way is to COOK for yourself
[7:02:09 PM] Wen Yang: I can offer you some easy recipes
[7:02:26 PM] Wen Yang: I assume it must be halal, yes?
[7:02:37 PM] Wen Yang: though avoiding pork is easy enough if you know what you're doing
[7:03:19 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:02 PM] Aisuko Lyrical:
<<< ...you can't cook rightI can cook rice!
[7:03:22 PM] Wen Yang: also
[7:03:24 PM] Sajed Haque: ...though a rice cooker
[7:03:29 PM] Sajed Haque: And yes, Wen Yang
[7:03:30 PM] Wen Yang: describe your failed attempt of mashed potato
[7:03:32 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: That's not cooking Senpai.
[7:03:33 PM] Aki Shimoka: Zoe~
[7:03:39 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Aki-chan~
[7:03:45 PM] Wen Yang: making good mashed potato is like. easy
[7:03:51 PM] Aki Shimoka: Cooking rice can be hard! Sis burnt her's. xD
[7:03:55 PM] Wen Yang: describe how you did it so I know what's wrong
[7:04:02 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I will school you in cooking I...guess XD
[7:04:03 PM] Aki Shimoka: Mine was a bit hard.
[7:04:04 PM] Wen Yang: yo arch, you read any further?
[7:04:07 PM] Aki Shimoka: But it was good.
[7:04:15 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Finished the first book
[7:04:17 PM] Aki Shimoka: I made a meal for mother's day.
[7:04:20 PM] Wen Yang: aki: I personally prefer rice a bit hard
[7:04:25 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Poor poor Storm
[7:04:33 PM] Aki Shimoka: I prefer it firm, not hard and not soft.
[7:04:33 PM] Wen Yang: arch: opinion so far?
[7:04:40 PM] Wen Yang: I prefer it slightly hard
[7:04:47 PM] Vincent ZM: Proto is mean
[7:04:47 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: And Roland...XD
[7:04:49 PM] Vincent ZM:
[7:05:01 PM] Wen Yang: since It goes better with soupy dishes and makes better fried rice that way
[7:05:16 PM] Aki Shimoka: So mean poto.
[7:05:32 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I prefer my rice hard too
[7:05:37 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: -NO NO NOOO
[7:05:41 PM] Wen Yang: proto? answer us
[7:05:50 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: MY COMPUTER STOPPED CHARGING
[7:05:50 PM] Wen Yang: arch: read the next volume
[7:05:56 PM] Wen Yang: Roland's fate is detailed there
[7:05:59 PM] Aki Shimoka: What a disaster.
[7:06:15 PM] Wen Yang: or did you already read it that far?
[7:06:20 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Fixed...
[7:06:22 PM] *** Aki Shimoka has renamed this conversation to "Kawaii Kingdom of Mainrisa Nekosame - ANNIVERSARRY HYPE" ***
[7:06:29 PM] Aki Shimoka: sorry I had to
[7:06:32 PM] Vincent ZM:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0iw89L6aFo[7:06:33 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Hahh...
[7:06:37 PM] Vincent ZM: Eeeehehehehehehehehehehe
[7:06:40 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:03 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< describe your failed attempt of mashed potatoOkay, I went online and they told me to microwave HIGH for 8 mins
- I put four potatoes inside a sealed plastic box and put it in the microwave oven
- I didn't find any HIGH buttons but I did find a Potato button so I pushed it
- They asked me how many potatoes (I think...?), so I entered 4
- It automatically started with 16 minutes
- The plastic contained lid exploded open at some point
- The potatoes didn't look mashed at all
- They tasted good though!
[7:06:42 PM] Vincent ZM: awemuhmuhmuhway
[7:06:46 PM] *** Vincent ZM ignores Proto ***
[7:06:48 PM] Wen Yang: ...
[7:06:48 PM] Vincent ZM: I just can't
[7:06:49 PM] Wen Yang: .....
[7:06:53 PM] Wen Yang: .....
[7:06:56 PM] Sajed Haque: ZM!
[7:06:57 PM] Wen Yang: Microwave...
[7:07:04 PM] *** Vincent ZM hugs Proto ***
[7:07:05 PM] *** Wen Yang burns proto at the stake ***
[7:07:12 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: ...
[7:07:13 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Senpai
[7:07:17 PM] *** Sajed Haque hugs ZM~ ***
[7:07:19 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:06 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< Potato buttonWow.
[7:07:25 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Do you like eggs?
[7:07:30 PM] Wen Yang: proto
[7:07:33 PM] Timothy Wu: Theres a potato button?
[7:07:36 PM] Wen Yang: that's for BAKED potato
[7:07:37 PM] Aki Shimoka: xD
[7:07:40 PM] Wen Yang: not MASHED potato
[7:07:50 PM] Aki Shimoka: I want some potato now.
[7:07:52 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I will teach you to do eggs
[7:07:56 PM] Timothy Wu: Why can't my microwave have a potato button
[7:08:01 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: In the microwave
[7:08:02 PM] Aki Shimoka: But school doesn't sell any other than with the roast beef meal.
[7:08:11 PM] Wen Yang: no arch
[7:08:15 PM] Sajed Haque: Oh, baked potato
[7:08:17 PM] Wen Yang: microwaved eggs suck
[7:08:23 PM] Sajed Haque: So how do I mashed potato?
[7:08:29 PM] Aki Shimoka: You mash it.
[7:08:30 PM] Timothy Wu: You mash it
[7:08:32 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I'm afraid he'll fuck anything else up
[7:08:33 PM] Wen Yang: usual way I do it
[7:08:39 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: You mash it baka!
[7:08:41 PM] *** Aki Shimoka hi-fives Tim ***
[7:08:56 PM] Timothy Wu:
[7:09:04 PM] Wen Yang: - Wash potatoes
- boil for 30~ minutes
- peel
- mash
- add butter/salt/pepper to taste
enjoy
[7:09:12 PM] Wen Yang: simple recipe, yes?
[7:09:33 PM] Wen Yang: I usually like topping it with some bacon, but since it's proto that's not a possibility
[7:09:41 PM] Sajed Haque: > boil
[7:09:42 PM] Aki Shimoka: I like baked potato more.
[7:09:49 PM] Sajed Haque: If it involves a stove, umm...
[7:09:54 PM] Aki Shimoka: You toss the potato in a pot with water, and boil it.
[7:09:55 PM] Wen Yang: when mashing you should add some liquid to it for a smoother mashed potato
[7:09:57 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: ...SEEEENPAAAAAAI
[7:10:01 PM] Aki Shimoka: Or you can toss it into the water boiler.
[7:10:02 PM] Aki Shimoka: :v
[7:10:04 PM] Sajed Haque: I'm scared of fire
[7:10:04 PM] Wen Yang: either some soup stock
[7:10:07 PM] Wen Yang: or some milk
[7:10:14 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: T_T
[7:10:20 PM] Wen Yang: I usually use milk then add lotsa butter for some seriously creamy, rich mashed potato
[7:10:26 PM | Edited 7:10:38 PM] Sajed Haque: The apartment comes with a stove but I have not turned it on even once after I moved in
[7:10:31 PM] Aki Shimoka: Kopf can you make me some, you sound amazing at it.
[7:10:33 PM] Wen Yang: start learning
[7:10:37 PM] Aki Shimoka: Agh I'm starving.
[7:10:45 PM] Aki Shimoka: You guys aren't helping. xD
[7:10:47 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Is it electrical?
[7:10:55 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: There's electric stoves
[7:11:14 PM] Sajed Haque: It's electrical, yeah
[7:11:28 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: ...so there's no fire?
[7:11:32 PM] Wen Yang: then there's no fire you dummy
[7:11:33 PM] Sajed Haque: I dunno
[7:11:36 PM] *** Wen Yang smacks proto with a frozen tuna ***
[7:11:36 PM] Sajed Haque: I never turned it on
[7:11:39 PM] Sajed Haque: It's a stove
[7:11:41 PM] Wen Yang: no electrical stove uses FIRE
[7:11:44 PM] Wen Yang: they use HOTPLATES
[7:11:47 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Take a picture of it
[7:11:48 PM] *** Wen Yang smacks proto again ***
[7:12:08 PM] Aki Shimoka: Proto is hilarious.
[7:12:10 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical smacks Proto with a oven mitten ***
[7:12:15 PM] Wen Yang: Aki: when you mash, add enough milk so that you end up with something the consistency of thick rice congee
[7:12:19 PM] Wen Yang: then add butter
[7:12:29 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I'm tempted to fly over there myself!
[7:12:35 PM] Wen Yang: while it's still hot. you might want to pre-heat the milk before adding so it stays hot while mashing
[7:12:38 PM] Sajed Haque: Hot is still high temperature in an uncovered area
[7:12:47 PM] Sajed Haque: which sounds as scary as a fire
[7:12:55 PM] Timothy Wu: You'll be fine as long as you don't touch it
[7:12:56 PM] Sajed Haque: I like my rice cooker and microwave
[7:13:00 PM] Wen Yang: for the butter, I usually add a whole stick of herb salted butter to a pan of mashed potatoes
[7:13:06 PM] Wen Yang: salt and pepper to taste
[7:13:08 PM] Sajed Haque: where all the scary stuff are in a sealed area
[7:13:11 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: ...HOW DO YOU THINK MICROWAVES WORK YOU MORON
[7:13:20 PM] Wen Yang: proto: it's covered by the bloody POT you DUMMY
[7:13:30 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I ACTUALLY HAD A FIRE IN MY MICROWAVE
[7:13:50 PM] Vincent ZM: Hmm, Proto
[7:13:55 PM] Sajed Haque: Also, I don't need to cut the potatoes, right?
[7:13:57 PM] Vincent ZM: did I have an excessive ego last year?
[7:14:01 PM] Wen Yang: well, I guess my usual version of mashed potato ends up more like a potato congee since I like it a bit thin and extra-creamy
[7:14:09 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: When a thirteen year old is more competent in cooking than you...
[7:14:11 PM] Wen Yang: no, just wash, then boil, then peel, then mash
[7:14:14 PM] Wen Yang: use a fork to mash
[7:14:17 PM] Timothy Wu: Also, I don't need to cut the potatoes, right?The skin boils right off, so no, I don't think you cut it
[7:14:22 PM] Aki Shimoka: Proto is the center of the party since everyone misses him so much. :3
[7:14:30 PM] Wen Yang: proto: why the question?
[7:14:30 PM] Sajed Haque: The guy who took me to the supermarket told me that I really needed a knife, but I refused
[7:14:34 PM] Wen Yang: don't tell me you can't use a knif-
[7:14:37 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: ...
[7:14:39 PM] Wen Yang: oh GOD DAMMIT
[7:14:40 PM] Timothy Wu: ...........
[7:14:43 PM] Sajed Haque: IT'S SHARP
[7:14:45 PM] Aki Shimoka: Use your hands. Just karate chop the potatoes to pieces.
[7:14:51 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical strangles Proto ***
[7:14:52 PM] Aki Shimoka: You can do it, Poto!
[7:14:53 PM] Wen Yang: aki: do you like onions btw?
[7:14:56 PM] Sajed Haque: it could cut my skin
[7:14:58 PM] Aki Shimoka: Believe in the no one that believe in you!
[7:14:58 PM] Sajed Haque: or worse
[7:15:07 PM] Timothy Wu: Pencils can cut your skin ;-;
[7:15:09 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:15 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< aki: do you like onions btw?No. But I eat them. For health's sake.
[7:15:18 PM] Aki Shimoka: Pencils can cut your skin ;-;;-;
[7:15:22 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Paper can cut your skin!
[7:15:23 PM] Wen Yang: proto: should I tell you that my left-hand fingers have I don't know how many thin, barely visible scars on them?
[7:15:41 PM] Aki Shimoka: I've never cut myself with a kitchen utensil.
[7:15:43 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:14 PM] Vincent ZM:
<<< did I have an excessive ego last year?Not sure about last year, but I do recall you having an excessive ego in the past
[7:15:46 PM] Wen Yang: I have aki
[7:15:46 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I've electrocuted myself too!
[7:15:46 PM] Aki Shimoka: Because I'm careful. :VV
[7:15:49 PM] Wen Yang: countless times
[7:15:50 PM] Wen Yang:
[7:15:57 PM] Wen Yang: never bothered me one bit
[7:16:00 PM] Timothy Wu: I've never cut myself with a kitchen utensil.I almost cut my finger off in my middle school home economics class
[7:16:04 PM] Aki Shimoka: I've been electrocuted more times than I can count.
[7:16:09 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:15 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< Not sure about last year, but I do recall you having an excessive ego in the pastHonestly, I fail to see how I did.
[7:16:12 PM] Timothy Wu: I also touched a stove that was around 400 degrees
[7:16:13 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I've cut myself accidentally too
[7:16:13 PM] Wen Yang: aki: do you dislike raw onion? or just onion in general?
[7:16:15 PM] Timothy Wu: I was sent to the hospital
[7:16:16 PM] Aki Shimoka: Mostly because my laptop is broken and it zaps me. :V
[7:16:16 PM] Vincent ZM: I just dealt with stupid people.
[7:16:23 PM] Wen Yang: because I also like adding some onions to the mash
[7:16:26 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:15 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< proto: should I tell you that my left-hand fingers have I don't know how many thin, barely visible scars on them?Proof that knives are dangerous. I rest my case.
[7:16:30 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:16 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< aki: do you dislike raw onion? or just onion in general?In general.
[7:16:34 PM] Wen Yang: usually I fry them till golden-brown with butter then add at the end
[7:16:34 PM] Vincent ZM: I guess I MIGHT have had one, but seriously!
[7:16:37 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: That's it
[7:16:38 PM] Vincent ZM: SF is full of shitheads.
[7:16:47 PM] Wen Yang: after roughly mincing of course
[7:16:55 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: HOW TO GET TELEPORTATION
[7:16:58 PM] Aki Shimoka: The world is full of shitheads.
[7:16:59 PM] Wen Yang: proto: do you WANT to learn to cook or not?
[7:17:08 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I NEED TO SAVE PROTO FROM HIMSELF
[7:17:11 PM] Aki Shimoka: No Proto can live off raw potatoes.
[7:17:12 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:17 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< proto: do you WANT to learn to cook or not?I do!
[7:17:18 PM] Sajed Haque: But I want to avoid all the dangerous stuff
[7:17:21 PM] Wen Yang: now I get the urge to fly over there and go drill sergeant on proto
[7:17:29 PM] Timothy Wu: I do!
But I want to avoid all the dangerous stuffYou can't ;-;
[7:17:31 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Same Kop
[7:17:33 PM] Sajed Haque: like stoves with unsealed hotplates and knives with sharp blades
[7:17:39 PM] Sajed Haque: Oh, I do have butter knives!
[7:17:41 PM] Helen Miller: Kniiiives
[7:17:43 PM | Edited 7:17:51 PM] Timothy Wu: KNIVES HAVE TO BE SHARP TO CUT THINGS
[7:17:45 PM] Sajed Haque: so I can still cut stuff
[7:17:46 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Use a rounded knife!
[7:17:47 PM] *** Helen Miller stabs Sajed with a knife ***
[7:17:52 PM] Wen Yang: Proto: which of the following does cooking involve?
- Fire
- blades
- hot liquids
- electricity
- all of the above?
[7:17:59 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Neesama pleaaase
[7:18:03 PM] Helen Miller: You don't object to that, so no objecting to cooking.
[7:18:10 PM] Aki Shimoka: Knives~
[7:18:15 PM] Helen Miller: How much worse can you stabbing yourself be.
[7:18:17 PM] *** Wen Yang request kay to stab proto some more ***
[7:18:27 PM] Sajed Haque: I don't mind if you stab me
[7:18:34 PM] Sajed Haque: it's a problem when I'm the one doing the stabbing
[7:18:35 PM] Wen Yang: and besides proto, knife-cuts during cooking are usually light scratches at most
[7:18:38 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: School Senpai In his moronic ways before I start sobbing in despair
[7:18:39 PM] Helen Miller: (See, Archie, it's for a cause this time and I can outyandere you anyway)
[7:18:42 PM] Sajed Haque: even if it's to myself, unintentionally or otherwise
[7:18:43 PM] Wen Yang: a couple drops of blood or so
[7:18:44 PM] Helen Miller: Yup.
[7:18:44 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): cooking is, in the first place, preparing something by slicing or heating it up
[7:18:50 PM] Aki Shimoka: Girls are scary.
[7:18:51 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): unless you're like
[7:18:52 PM] Wen Yang: nothing more
[7:18:53 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): making a salad
[7:18:56 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): or ice cream
[7:19:02 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): actually you have to cut stuff up for a salad
[7:19:03 PM] Vincent ZM: Girls are interested in the wrong people.
[7:19:05 PM] Sajed Haque: or rice!
[7:19:06 PM] Helen Miller: You can probably use a butter knife on potatoes, it'll just take a while.
[7:19:09 PM] Aki Shimoka: They're scary.
[7:19:14 PM] Vincent ZM: Everywhere I see, girls are into fucking morons.
[7:19:15 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Rice still involves heating
[7:19:16 PM] Sajed Haque: Rice cookers are amazing!
[7:19:18 PM] Helen Miller: Or get small potatoes and don't mind the skin, for now.
[7:19:22 PM] Wen Yang: Kay: what sort of knife to you usually use?
[7:19:22 PM] *** Aki Shimoka hides in a nuclear bunker ***
[7:19:23 PM] Vincent ZM: (Yes, I'm in kind of a bad mood.)
[7:19:29 PM] Wen Yang: I usually use a big, multi-purpose one
[7:19:29 PM] Sajed Haque: Yeah, but the heating is in a sealed confined area
[7:19:37 PM] Sajed Haque: all I need to do is push buttons from the outside
[7:19:38 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs in despair ***
[7:19:40 PM] Wen Yang: old habit since my family is chinese, we're used to one-knife-for-everything
[7:19:46 PM] Helen Miller: Same
[7:19:49 PM | Edited 7:19:52 PM] Sajed Haque: I can use a microwave oven just fine too
[7:19:53 PM] Helen Miller: Well, as in the outcome, not the reason
[7:20:01 PM] *** Vincent ZM taps foot, waiting for Proto's explanation ***
[7:20:01 PM] Aki Shimoka: We use a steak knife for everything.
[7:20:03 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I will have to school Senpai in the art of microwave cooking
[7:20:04 PM] Helen Miller: More like my dad loses all the knives but one
[7:20:10 PM] Helen Miller: Okay, use the microwave
[7:20:13 PM] Sajed Haque: ZM, explanation for...?
[7:20:15 PM] Helen Miller: but not the automatic settings
[7:20:20 PM] Vincent ZM: The apparent excessive ego.
[7:20:22 PM] Helen Miller: put in the time that's on the recipe
[7:20:26 PM] Sajed Haque: Oh
[7:20:30 PM] Wen Yang: proto
[7:20:33 PM] Wen Yang: I use one of these
image.rakuten.co.jp/furuta/cabinet/03022660/img59752890.jpg[7:20:34 PM] Aki Shimoka: Proto is so busy xD
[7:20:36 PM] Wen Yang: for everything
[7:20:39 PM] Vincent ZM: god you people need to fuckin' wait
[7:20:40 PM] Wen Yang: peeling, chopping, cutting
[7:20:41 PM] Wen Yang: one for all
[7:20:43 PM] Aki Shimoka: Literally a crowd of people talking to him. xD
[7:20:48 PM] Vincent ZM: let him talk to me, then you can steal him :V
[7:20:56 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Personally I use a normal kitchen knife
[7:21:01 PM] Wen Yang: shut up you, food is more important
[7:21:07 PM] Wen Yang: NOTHING is more important than food
[7:21:08 PM] Helen Miller: Knives > Food
[7:21:10 PM] Aki Shimoka: Use a butcher's cleaver for spreading butter.
[7:21:11 PM] Vincent ZM: Troo
[7:21:13 PM] Sajed Haque: Um, I have an 8:30 class tomorrow and I don't know where the venue is...
[7:21:18 PM] Timothy Wu: ......................
[7:21:20 PM] Helen Miller: .....
[7:21:24 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: ...
[7:21:28 PM] Wen Yang: .
[7:21:28 PM] Alzack13: .
[7:21:30 PM] Aki Shimoka: ?
[7:21:33 PM] Alzack13:
[7:21:34 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: SEEEEEEEENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
[7:21:37 PM] Aki Shimoka:
[7:21:40 PM] Wen Yang: seriously dude
[7:21:44 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): This is pretty much standard already.
[7:21:46 PM] Sajed Haque: btw since I'm forced to prepare my own food now
[7:21:48 PM] Wen Yang: didn't you live on your own for years in malaysia before?
[7:21:49 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:21 PM] Aisuko Lyrical:
<<< PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
[7:21:55 PM] Helen Miller: Sajed, has Fera being mothering you that whole time you were in Malaysia?
[7:21:57 PM] Wen Yang: how come you're so out of place when you just move elsewhere?
[7:22:01 PM] Helen Miller: Can I kill him for that?
[7:22:01 PM] Sajed Haque: Plain cereal is now the most wonderful food ever
[7:22:11 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Why am I the one being marked for death!?
[7:22:13 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:22 PM] Helen Miller:
<<< Sajed, has Fera being mothering you that whole time you were in Malaysia?I can see this happening.
[7:22:20 PM] Wen Yang: now that kay mentions it...
[7:22:23 PM] Wen Yang: that is a high possibility
[7:22:26 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs in utter deslair ***
[7:22:32 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Despair*
[7:22:33 PM] Aki Shimoka: lol everyone can see it happening.
[7:22:34 PM] Helen Miller: It'd be impossible not to, he's adorable.
[7:22:36 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:21 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< didn't you live on your own for years in malaysia before?Food at the cafeterias were hella cheap, I've never cooked all by myself in Malaysia even once
[7:22:47 PM] Sajed Haque: despite attending a cooking course and getting an A- out of it
[7:22:50 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Yeah true...
[7:22:53 PM] Wen Yang: what's stopping you from using the uni cafetaria?
[7:22:56 PM] Helen Miller: Your cooking class sucks.
[7:22:58 PM] Aki Shimoka: So he does know how to cook.
[7:23:01 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): His cooking class sucks.
[7:23:03 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: ...WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[7:23:03 PM] Wen Yang: and HOW THE **** DO YOU ATTEND A COOKING COURSE WITH A- and NOT KNOW HOW TO COOK!?
[7:23:03 PM] Aki Shimoka: Or that.
[7:23:08 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): He literally just washed the dishes.
[7:23:11 PM] Helen Miller: :'D
[7:23:14 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:23 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< what's stopping you from using the uni cafetaria?Super expensive
[7:23:17 PM] Helen Miller: Feraaaaaaa
[7:23:19 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Sob sob so
[7:23:20 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Why
[7:23:25 PM] Vincent ZM: Proto: King of Getting Sidetracked.
[7:23:27 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:23 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< what's stopping you from using the uni cafetaria?Everything was done in groups
[7:23:29 PM] Aki Shimoka: I would be laughing but I'm starving and this is too fun for me to peel myself away from.
[7:23:31 PM] Sajed Haque: I did the washing dishes
[7:23:37 PM] Wen Yang: ......
[7:23:41 PM] Timothy Wu: Yep
[7:23:42 PM] Helen Miller: Why did your group let this happen to you
[7:23:46 PM] Timothy Wu: He was 'that guy'
[7:23:46 PM] Sajed Haque: I also did the "watch these fries and let me know when they turn golden" and stuff like that
[7:23:48 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Poor ZM, lol
[7:23:50 PM] *** Helen Miller stabs Fera ***
[7:23:56 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs ***
[7:23:59 PM] Wen Yang: can one of you buy me a ticket to canada? I REALLY have this urge to go all drill sergeant nasty on proto now
[7:24:00 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): I wasn't even in the cooking group!!
[7:24:02 PM] Helen Miller: Buy some microwaveable food.
[7:24:06 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Same Kop
[7:24:13 PM] Sajed Haque: Well, the guy asked me to "take them out when they turn golden", but I was too scared, so he told me to just "watch them and call me when they're golden" instead
[7:24:21 PM] Wen Yang: ......
[7:24:21 PM] Aki Shimoka: I like how Fera didn't deny that he was mothering Proto when he was in Malaysia.
[7:24:32 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Two tickets for waterloo Canada please!
[7:24:34 PM] Aki Shimoka: IT'S NOW CANON.
[7:24:36 PM] Vincent ZM: The guy's hopeless on his own, we all know that.
[7:24:46 PM] Wen Yang: seriously dude >_>
[7:24:51 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Okay Proto
[7:24:52 PM] Timothy Wu: Cup noodles is always an option
[7:24:58 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): It's hard not to when he literally didn't know how boiled eggs were made.
[7:24:59 PM] Wen Yang: I was capable of cooking for myself since before I went to live on my own
[7:25:06 PM] Wen Yang: and that's when I was sixteen >_>
[7:25:13 PM] Aki Shimoka: Fera is so lovely.
[7:25:13 PM] Helen Miller: Do you have a potholder or oven mitt, Sajed?
[7:25:15 PM] Aki Shimoka: xD
[7:25:18 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:24 PM] Vincent ZM:
<<< The guy's hopeless on his own, we all know that. :PHey, hey, hey, I've been eating rice and cereal for two days straight all by myself!
[7:25:25 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I AM GOING TO INSTRUCT YOU IN MICROWAVE COOKING
[7:25:25 PM] Timothy Wu: That's.....Not good
[7:25:33 PM] Wen Yang: proto
[7:25:34 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Yeah, you're gonna die of malnutrition sometime.
[7:25:37 PM] Wen Yang: you're just proving ZM's point
[7:25:38 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): RIP.
[7:25:40 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH YOU IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
[7:25:40 PM] Aki Shimoka: x'D
[7:25:41 PM] Wen Yang: not disproving it
[7:25:47 PM] Aki Shimoka: My sides have gone extinct.
[7:25:52 PM] Helen Miller: Get an oven mitt, get a knife that's as sharp as you can tolerate.
[7:25:57 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs more ***
[7:26:05 PM] Timothy Wu: He can always just use scissors
[7:26:07 PM] Aki Shimoka: Just karate chop the potatoes, Proto.
[7:26:19 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Just eat the whole raw potato.
[7:26:27 PM | Edited 7:26:36 PM] Helen Miller: Get a teakettle to heat water, you can use it for ramen and such, and it's a nice middle ground between using the oven and the hot things still being contained.
[7:26:33 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): And then get sick because you didn't cut off the sprouts first.
[7:26:34 PM] Wen Yang: Kay: I'm a bit obsesed when it comes to sharpening knives
[7:26:38 PM] Aki Shimoka: x'D
[7:26:42 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Okay Senpai get a pot
[7:26:49 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: And a pot lid
[7:26:52 PM] Wen Yang: I'm not satisfied unless it can cut a hair I swing at its blade
[7:26:59 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:26 PM] Helen Miller:
<<< Get an oven mitt, get a knife that's as sharp as you can tolerate.Hmm, I can go get the oven mitt but I already have the butter knife
[7:27:10 PM] Wen Yang: get a SHARP KNIFE you DUMMY
[7:27:12 PM] Timothy Wu: Butter knife......
[7:27:14 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Butter knives are not knives
[7:27:16 PM] Aki Shimoka: Get a fireproof jacket.
[7:27:16 PM] *** Wen Yang stabs proto with a cleaver ***
[7:27:24 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): They're pretty much just slabs of steel
[7:27:26 PM] Aki Shimoka: some medieval knight armour
[7:27:27 PM] Timothy Wu: Invest in a fire extinguisher
[7:27:31 PM] Vincent ZM: Goodness Proto.
[7:27:34 PM] Aki Shimoka: and nuclear jumpsuit.
[7:27:37 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical stabs Proto with an axe ***
[7:27:38 PM] Aki Shimoka: With tongs.
[7:27:41 PM] Vincent ZM: You're not gonna last a month by yourself.
[7:27:47 PM] Wen Yang: aki: I usually don't even bother with a shirt when I cook
[7:27:49 PM] Helen Miller: ...He'd be scared of a fire extinguisher and not know how to use it.
[7:27:49 PM] Vincent ZM: Do you even have running water?
[7:27:54 PM] Aki Shimoka: It's okay, Fera mkII would save him.
[7:28:00 PM] Sajed Haque: Axes and cleavers are too sharp for me, I like getting stabbed by them
[7:28:04 PM] Helen Miller: He needs a bucket of soil to just throw on any fires. More common sense.
[7:28:05 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): There's a mark 2 of me!?
[7:28:05 PM] Wen Yang: at worst you get a few bits of hot oil on your skin, not even anything worth worrying about
[7:28:12 PM] Wen Yang: and less annoying than cleaning the clothes
[7:28:32 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:27 PM] Vincent ZM:
<<< Do you even have running water?This comes with the apartment and there's nothing scary as long as I avoid the hot temperatures
[7:28:39 PM] Sajed Haque: The temperature control works pretty well here
[7:28:53 PM] Helen Miller: At least buy some canned veggies that you can microwave. Put them in your rice. okay?
[7:28:58 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs more ***
[7:29:05 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Yeah, canned vegetables.
[7:29:11 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Get some canned meat too...
[7:29:12 PM] Wen Yang: proto
[7:29:13 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:29 PM] Helen Miller:
<<< At least buy some canned veggies that you can microwave. Put them in your rice. okay?=w= cute.
[7:29:15 PM] Wen Yang: do you have a fridge?
[7:29:22 PM] Sajed Haque: Canned stuff are expensive though
[7:29:27 PM] Sajed Haque: And yeah, I have a fridge
[7:29:31 PM] Wen Yang: freezer?
[7:29:33 PM] Aki Shimoka: Eat the fridge.
[7:29:33 PM] Helen Miller: Sales. Look for sales.
[7:29:39 PM] Vincent ZM: A broken fridge in a while.
[7:29:40 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Beans are cheap!
[7:29:43 PM] Wen Yang: learn to SHOP properly dammit
[7:29:49 PM] Sajed Haque: This apartment comes with a microwave, fridge, dishwasher, and shudders stove
[7:29:53 PM] Helen Miller: Most stores have coupon pages near the front entrance.
[7:29:57 PM] Wen Yang: does the fridge come with a freezer?
[7:30:00 PM] Sajed Haque: oh, and an oven too, but I like to pretend it doesn't exist
[7:30:05 PM] Sajed Haque: Yes, it does
[7:30:07 PM] Helen Miller: Look through the coupons, find the good ones, stock up on things while they're cheap.
[7:30:07 PM] Wen Yang: ......
[7:30:09 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [7:29 PM] Aki Shimoka:
<<< Eat the fridge.Rotom/10
[7:30:09 PM] Wen Yang: anyway
[7:30:25 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs more ***
[7:30:29 PM] Helen Miller: ...make some friends you can mooch food from until I can teach you how to cook in person.
[7:30:31 PM] Aki Shimoka: It's a good source of iron!
[7:30:42 PM] Wen Yang: cheap, easy, delicious recipe no.1:
- buy canned fruit in syrup
- put in freezer till frozen
- open
- enjoy fruit ice
[7:30:57 PM] Timothy Wu: Canned stuff are expensive though
[7:31:04 PM] Sajed Haque: Oh, I have some fruits
[7:31:09 PM] Wen Yang: buy the cheap ones duh
[7:31:09 PM] Sajed Haque: Apples and pears and cucumbers
[7:31:17 PM] Vincent ZM: So am I going to be waiting all night?
[7:31:21 PM] Helen Miller: Cucumbers.
[7:31:22 PM] Sajed Haque: non-canned fruits
[7:31:24 PM] Helen Miller: Ooookay, Sajed.
[7:31:31 PM] Aki Shimoka: S-sorry ZM this is too funny. :'D
[7:31:33 PM] Sajed Haque: Oh, wait, cucumbers are green
[7:31:36 PM] Timothy Wu: We should probably shut up for a few minutes and let ZM talk to him
[7:31:42 PM] Sajed Haque: so they're vegetables, right, sorry
[7:31:43 PM] Helen Miller: No, mine.
[7:31:48 PM] Aki Shimoka: Oh Proto we've missed you. xD
[7:31:49 PM] Helen Miller: My baka, get your own.
[7:32:01 PM] Wen Yang: how do you manage to live for this long and not even know how to COOK!?
[7:32:08 PM] Wen Yang: seriously, you're like what age now? 22?
[7:32:12 PM] Wen Yang: I forgot
[7:32:15 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:32 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< how do you manage to live for this long and not even know how to COOK!?I call it then Fera effect.
[7:32:17 PM] Helen Miller: lol
[7:32:18 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Neesama he's also my baka Senpai to...
[7:32:19 PM] Sajed Haque: btw
[7:32:21 PM] Helen Miller: Fair.
[7:32:31 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Why am I attributed to such a person...
[7:32:31 PM] Sajed Haque: I bought some chicken last week
[7:32:34 PM] Vincent ZM: I'd rather have Proto talk to me about important matters rather than worrying he'll starve himself to death in a month.
[7:32:35 PM] Aki Shimoka: x'D
[7:32:38 PM | Edited 7:32:46 PM] Helen Miller: ZM doesn't get a claim, though
[7:32:39 PM] Timothy Wu: Well, I tried Vince
[7:32:40 PM] Sajed Haque: They've been in the freezer ever since
[7:32:47 PM] Vincent ZM: Believe me, you can keep him!
[7:32:52 PM] Helen Miller: lol
[7:32:55 PM] Wen Yang: don't tell me you don't even know how to make a Sandwich?
[7:33:03 PM] Vincent ZM: I understand Fera's pain. XP
[7:33:08 PM] Sajed Haque: since all my online searches on "how to cook chicken" involved a stove or something
[7:33:14 PM] *** Wen Yang pats fera ***
[7:33:25 PM] Wen Yang: DUH
[7:33:29 PM | Edited 7:33:35 PM] Aki Shimoka: Eat the chicken raw. Free Salmonella.
[7:33:31 PM] Sajed Haque: Any ideas on how I can cook chicken with just a microwave?
[7:33:33 PM] Timothy Wu: #worth
[7:33:37 PM] Vincent ZM: ...............
[7:33:38 PM] Wen Yang: USE THE STOVE
[7:33:40 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: ...
[7:33:40 PM] Wen Yang: actually
[7:33:42 PM] Aki Shimoka: Or you can get a whole chicken in a can.
[7:33:42 PM] Vincent ZM: oh jesus christ
[7:33:43 PM] Aki Shimoka: :v
[7:33:52 PM] Wen Yang: arch
[7:33:58 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: NEESAMA AKI-CHAN HOLD ME PLEASE!!!
[7:33:59 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:33 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< Any ideas on how I can cook chicken with just a microwave?make a fire outside
[7:34:01 PM] Vincent ZM: roast the chicken
[7:34:02 PM] Wen Yang: should we let him starve for a month first before we try to teach him?
[7:34:07 PM] Timothy Wu: Hes scared of fire
[7:34:08 PM] Timothy Wu: We can't do that
[7:34:11 PM] Aki Shimoka: Pass it to Okuu
[7:34:13 PM] Wen Yang: I feel he'll be more receptive that way
[7:34:13 PM] Aki Shimoka: she can do it for you.
[7:34:18 PM] Vincent ZM: Proto, you're going to die.
[7:34:20 PM] Vincent ZM: You need fire.
[7:34:21 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I love him too much for that
[7:34:21 PM] Aki Shimoka: x'D
[7:34:27 PM] Aki Shimoka: My sides.
[7:34:29 PM] Helen Miller: Can you get deli meats that you can just eat cold, Sajed? Just do that and make chicken sandwiches for now.
[7:34:30 PM] Timothy Wu: Okuu will make it radioactive
[7:34:40 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:34 PM] Timothy Wu:
<<< Okuu will make it radioactive(^:
[7:34:49 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: The chicken is raw Neesama
[7:34:50 PM] Wen Yang: meat + veggie + condiment + bread -> sandwich
[7:34:55 PM] Wen Yang: don't tell me you can't even make that
[7:34:57 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): C'mon, irradiating stuff doesn't turn it radioactive.
[7:35:00 PM] Sajed Haque: The chicken is raw, yeah
[7:35:15 PM] Vincent ZM: COOK THE FUCKING CHICKEN
[7:35:18 PM] Wen Yang: proto: pan on stove, oil, heat, put chicken in, fry till done
[7:35:21 PM] Sajed Haque: And an exposed fire outside is even scarier than a stove
[7:35:21 PM] Vincent ZM: YOU HAVE AN OVEN
[7:35:24 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): FUCK THE COOKING CHICKEN
[7:35:28 PM] Aki Shimoka: Just eat the fridge, goddammit.
[7:35:31 PM] Timothy Wu: FUCK THE COOKING CHICKENDONT DO THAT
[7:35:38 PM] Timothy Wu: COOK THE FUCKING CHICKENDO THAT
[7:35:48 PM] Sajed Haque: I was considering experimenting
[7:35:54 PM] Aki Shimoka: Oh god I'm getting weird looks from people in the library from laughing so much.
[7:35:57 PM] Vincent ZM: Helen, you need to drive down to Proto's place.
[7:35:59 PM] Sajed Haque: Like, putting bits of raw chicken with the rice into the rice cooker
[7:36:01 PM] Vincent ZM: Teach him a lesson.
[7:36:04 PM] Vincent ZM: This is just bad.
[7:36:05 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:35 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`):
<<< FUCK THE COOKING CHICKEN//tears
[7:36:05 PM] Helen Miller: inorite
[7:36:06 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): But yeah, I'm all for just letting him starve. Necessity is the mother of invention.
[7:36:07 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs sobs sobs ***
[7:36:12 PM] Wen Yang: I second fera
[7:36:16 PM] Timothy Wu: Like, putting bits of raw chicken with the rice into the rice cookerI have no words
[7:36:26 PM] Sajed Haque: but I was afraid it might have adverse effects
[7:36:29 PM] Wen Yang: we need to let him starve until his desire for FOOD overwhelms his fear of hot things
[7:36:31 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Senpai do you like making me cry...?
[7:36:35 PM] Vincent ZM: You can't change fate when you're stupid, I guess.
[7:36:36 PM] Helen Miller: Failed cooking diet?
[7:36:36 PM] Sajed Haque: I can at least cook rice properly and it tastes fine
[7:36:39 PM] Wen Yang: proto: at worst you'll get food poisoning, no worries
[7:36:43 PM] Wen Yang: you can call the ambulance yes?
[7:36:44 PM] Timothy Wu: YOU HAVE A RICE COOKER
[7:36:46 PM] Sajed Haque: so I don't wanna rick corrupting it further
[7:36:49 PM] Timothy Wu: YOU CAN'T FAIL AT COOKING RICE
[7:36:53 PM] Sajed Haque: I have medical insurance too
[7:36:58 PM] Vincent ZM: ...
[7:37:00 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): You can make chicken rice with just a rice cooker, by the way.
[7:37:05 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:37 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< I have medical insurance tooOh my god. x'D
[7:37:06 PM] Vincent ZM: You're already preparing for the worst.
[7:37:07 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): It's not unfeasible.
[7:37:09 PM] Sajed Haque:
[7:37:10 PM] Sajed Haque: FERA
[7:37:11 PM] Vincent ZM: I can't believe this.
[7:37:13 PM] Sajed Haque: YES
[7:37:19 PM] Sajed Haque: Teach me, Fera=-senpai
[7:37:25 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical despair ***
[7:37:25 PM] Vincent ZM: no don't teach him
[7:37:25 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Of course, you're going to have to cut up the chicken.
[7:37:28 PM] Timothy Wu: Don't do it
[7:37:28 PM] Vincent ZM: let him figure it out
[7:37:28 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): You're fucked, then.
[7:37:30 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs ***
[7:37:32 PM] Timothy Wu: He needs to learn the hard way
[7:37:33 PM] Vincent ZM: lol
[7:37:36 PM] Timothy Wu: Oh
[7:37:36 PM] Aki Shimoka: x'D
[7:37:39 PM] Timothy Wu: RIP Proto's hopes and dreams
[7:37:44 PM] Aki Shimoka: I can't breathe.
[7:37:46 PM] Vincent ZM: RIP Proto's stomach.
[7:37:46 PM] Helen Miller: You cooooould try to cut it with a butter knife if you're really patient.
[7:37:55 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical curls into a ball and sobs more ***
[7:37:55 PM] Vincent ZM: MAKE A FIRE DAMMIT
[7:37:57 PM] Timothy Wu: Cut the chicken with a scissor?
[7:37:59 PM] Helen Miller: You could probably get frustrated enough to risk a real knife that way
[7:37:59 PM] *** Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`) imagines cutting up chicken with a butter knife ***
[7:38:01 PM] Vincent ZM: IT'S 2015
[7:38:04 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): No, that's just going to end in tears.
[7:38:06 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:37 PM] Helen Miller:
<<< You cooooould try to cut it with a butter knife if you're really patient.pfff hahahahaha
[7:38:06 PM] Sajed Haque: I could tear the chicken with my hands
[7:38:09 PM] Vincent ZM: YOU SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID OF FIRE
[7:38:16 PM] Sajed Haque: ...probably
[7:38:18 PM] Sajed Haque: I never tried
[7:38:22 PM] Vincent ZM: try now
[7:38:24 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): It's not even a gas stove... >_>
[7:38:24 PM] Vincent ZM: tell us how it goes
[7:38:29 PM] Sajed Haque: Is raw chicken as soft as cooked chicken?
[7:38:31 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: No you can't baka
[7:38:37 PM] Vincent ZM: oh my god
[7:38:39 PM] Timothy Wu: I
[7:38:39 PM] Timothy Wu: want
[7:38:40 PM] Helen Miller: He can try it
[7:38:41 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: No it isn't you you
[7:38:41 PM] Timothy Wu: to
[7:38:42 PM] Timothy Wu: stab
[7:38:43 PM] Timothy Wu: my
[7:38:43 PM] Timothy Wu: self
[7:38:47 PM] Sajed Haque: I can tear cooked chicken easily
[7:38:48 PM] Vincent ZM: Me too, Woo.
[7:38:51 PM] Vincent ZM: This is sad.
[7:38:56 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: YOU BLOODY IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
[7:38:56 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Oh, right.
[7:38:59 PM] Sajed Haque: I honestly didn't know that raw chicken would be harder to tear
[7:39:02 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): You have to cut up the garlic and ginger too.
[7:39:09 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Otherwise you're just going to get sad hobo rice.
[7:39:16 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Not chicken rice.
[7:39:18 PM] Sajed Haque: I have garlic and ginger in powder forms
[7:39:23 PM] Aki Shimoka: hobo rice. xD
[7:39:23 PM] Helen Miller: That's something
[7:39:24 PM] Vincent ZM: Eat those.
[7:39:27 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I need to make this a thing in the VN
[7:39:32 PM] Timothy Wu: Just eat the powder
[7:39:32 PM] Helen Miller: ...you can afford ginger but not vegetables?
[7:39:35 PM] Timothy Wu: Nothing else we can do for you
[7:39:36 PM] Vincent ZM: Proto is literally Naruto.
[7:39:44 PM] Sajed Haque: I didn't bother getting much vegetables
[7:39:49 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:39 PM] Aisuko Lyrical:
<<< I need to make this a thing in the VNEveryone fussing over Proto and I'm just in a corner dying? xD
[7:39:57 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Yes
[7:40:00 PM] Sajed Haque: I was just sitting at the potato stall, comparing the different types of potatoes
[7:40:09 PM] Vincent ZM: That's so like you.
[7:40:11 PM] Helen Miller: Screw waiting for a passport, I need to sneak into Canada ASAP
[7:40:16 PM] Sajed Haque: while the guy who took me to the supermarket showed me various veggies to try out
[7:40:16 PM] Helen Miller: save the baka
[7:40:20 PM] Vincent ZM: I'm already on my way to Canada.
[7:40:21 PM] Sajed Haque: but I refused them all
[7:40:25 PM] Wen Yang: proto
[7:40:27 PM] Vincent ZM: I'm walking to the bus station right now.
[7:40:27 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:40 PM] Helen Miller:
<<< Screw waiting for a passport, I need to sneak into Canada ASAP[7:40 PM] Helen Miller:
<<< save the bakax'D
[7:40:28 PM] Timothy Wu: Why....?
[7:40:29 PM] Wen Yang: I have an easy recipe
[7:40:30 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [7:40 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< I was just sitting at the potato stall, comparing the different types of potatoesThis fucking guy.
[7:40:31 PM] Wen Yang: do you have eggs?
[7:40:34 PM] Sajed Haque: except cucumber, I got a cucumber!
[7:40:37 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Oh, eggs are easy.
[7:40:40 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:40 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`):
<<< This fucking guy.I can't stand him.
[7:40:42 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: And me literally storming over to Senpai's house
[7:40:53 PM] Sajed Haque: Oh, yeah, I have a dozen eggs, but I also have no clue on how to cook them
[7:40:54 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Yeah, I lived a long while on eggs back in pre-uni.
[7:40:56 PM | Edited 7:41:03 PM] Timothy Wu: He can't do anything with the eggs, he's too scared to cook
[7:40:57 PM] Vincent ZM: Proto, you're not going to survive for a semester.
[7:40:59 PM] Aki Shimoka: Just eat them raw.
[7:41:00 PM] Helen Miller: With heat.
[7:41:05 PM] Sajed Haque: because again, all my Google results told me to use a stove or something
[7:41:10 PM] Timothy Wu: JUST
[7:41:11 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: And forcing FemSenpai to make her own food
[7:41:12 PM] Vincent ZM: WELL NO SHIT
[7:41:14 PM] Timothy Wu: USE THE STOVE
[7:41:15 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Senpai
[7:41:18 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): IT'S LITERALLY AN ELECTRICAL STOVE
[7:41:20 PM] Timothy Wu: ITS ELECTRICAL
[7:41:22 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): YOU CAN'T BURN ANYTHING DOWN
[7:41:25 PM] Helen Miller: Sajed, you're worse than the pyrophobiac
[7:41:29 PM] Aki Shimoka: Proto, saw through the meat with your fingers and then use the eggs as dipping sauce. They do that in fancy Japanese restaurants.
[7:41:29 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Crack two eggs in a bowl
[7:41:32 PM] Timothy Wu: THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET HURT IS IF YOU TOUCH THE STOVE DIRECTLY
[7:41:32 PM] Aki Shimoka: It's pretty nice!
[7:41:33 PM] Vincent ZM: AT WORST YOU'LL BURN YOURSELF
[7:41:40 PM] Vincent ZM: AND EVEN THEN COUNT THAT AS A LESSON
[7:41:44 PM] Wen Yang: - bowl of HOT rice
- break egg onto rice
- add soy sauce to taste
- stir
eat
[7:41:45 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [7:41 PM] Aki Shimoka:
<<< Proto, saw through the meat with your fingers and then use the eggs as dipping sauce. They do that in fancy Japanese restaurants.Wat
[7:41:57 PM] Vincent ZM: He'd even screw that up, Aki.
[7:41:59 PM] Aki Shimoka: Yeah, raw egg as dipping sauce for sukiyaki.
[7:42:00 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [7:41 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< - bowl of HOT rice
- break egg onto rice
- add soy sauce to taste
- stir
eatThis sounds more like a workout meal
[7:42:01 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Put it in the microwave for 2 minutes I think
[7:42:03 PM] Aki Shimoka: It's really nice!
[7:42:16 PM] Wen Yang: fera: it's japanese
[7:42:22 PM] Alzack13: man, I'm glad I can live solely on microwaveable food
[7:42:24 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:41 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< - bowl of HOT rice
- break egg onto rice
- add soy sauce to taste
- stir
eatWhoa, no stove involed!
[7:42:25 PM] Wen Yang: Tamago Kake Gohan, or Raw Egg Rice if you prefer
[7:42:26 PM] Alzack13: I'm worse off than proto is
[7:42:27 PM] Vincent ZM: I better get my conversation after we all chew out Proto.
[7:42:29 PM] Sajed Haque: I need to try this
[7:42:36 PM] Vincent ZM: I'm actually doing pretty well on my own.
[7:42:39 PM] Wen Yang: no idea if he'll like it or if he'll puke though
[7:42:44 PM] Vincent ZM: I actually know how to work a stove.
[7:42:46 PM] Aki Shimoka: I'll read ZM's wall of text once I recover my sides.
[7:42:47 PM] Timothy Wu: Probably puke
[7:42:50 PM] Alzack13: I KNOW HOW TO WORK THE MOWER
[7:42:53 PM] Aki Shimoka: They're somewhere in orbit.
[7:42:58 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Are you cooking glorious turkey dinners, ZM
[7:43:02 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Waaaaaaaah...
[7:43:05 PM] Timothy Wu: I KNOW HOW TO WORK THE MOWERSlow golf clap
[7:43:08 PM] Alzack13: (I know how to work a stove too I just don't know what to do with it :V)
[7:43:14 PM] Vincent ZM: I'm survivng off pizza and mooching off others for food.
[7:43:21 PM] Aki Shimoka: I can cook. I'm pretty good at it.
[7:43:21 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): The college dream.
[7:43:22 PM] Vincent ZM: I have one more box of vanilla wafers.
[7:43:32 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I'm good at cooking too
[7:43:33 PM] Timothy Wu: I can cook decently well
[7:43:35 PM] Aki Shimoka: I can freeload off my parents though.
[7:43:43 PM] Aki Shimoka: So I just do that instead.
[7:43:44 PM] Timothy Wu: I took four years of cooking class
[7:43:46 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): The most complicated thing I can make is fried rice.
[7:43:48 PM] Sajed Haque: I can cook rice somewhat well
[7:43:58 PM] Vincent ZM: >somewhat
[7:44:01 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Senpai...
[7:44:05 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Someone
[7:44:06 PM] Timothy Wu: somewhat
[7:44:08 PM] Timothy Wu: you have a rice cooker
[7:44:20 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Handcuff me before I throttle him
[7:44:21 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): it is impossible to fuck up rice cooker rice
[7:44:24 PM] Vincent ZM: (My mom always asks if I need money, so I'm fine in that department.)
[7:44:24 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): you either have rice or porridge
[7:44:29 PM] Sajed Haque: well, it's hard to get the right amount of water to go with the rice
[7:44:29 PM] Alzack13: the most complicated thing I can make is probably.... Almond Roca?
[7:44:31 PM] Wen Yang: you make fried rice fera?
[7:44:33 PM] Timothy Wu: it is impossible to fuck up rice cooker riceHe can always forget to plug it in
[7:44:42 PM] Wen Yang: chinese-style?
[7:44:45 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:44 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< well, it's hard to get the right amount of water to go with the riceestimate
[7:44:48 PM] Wen Yang: as in you stir by flipping the wok?
[7:44:49 PM] Aki Shimoka: I can make stuff like Soy sauce chicken and lemon fish etc. It's nice on rice~
[7:44:50 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [7:44 PM] Timothy Wu:
<<< He can always forget to plug it inThat's just fucking up life, not cooking rice.
[7:45:00 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:44 PM] Alzack13:
<<< the most complicated thing I can make is probably.... Almond Roca?Eh?
[7:45:01 PM] Sajed Haque: Yeah, the rice works well enough imo
[7:45:04 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [7:44 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< as in you stir by flipping the wok?uhhh
[7:45:07 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:45 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`):
<<< That's just fucking up life, not cooking rice.XD
[7:45:11 PM] Aki Shimoka: I cook rice with a pot.
[7:45:14 PM] Sajed Haque: so I'm not a bad cook then
[7:45:17 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Maybe, I've never really flipped the entire pile of rice in one go.
[7:45:18 PM] Aki Shimoka: Because I don't know how to use a rice cooker.
[7:45:24 PM] Timothy Wu: YOU PRESS BUTTONS
[7:45:26 PM] Timothy Wu: AND IT COOKS IT
[7:45:29 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): 'Cause I'd usually have to make a lot in one go.
[7:45:42 PM] Aki Shimoka: >technology
[7:45:46 PM] Wen Yang: I can flip portions for five people or so
[7:45:47 PM] *** Aki Shimoka walks away ***
[7:45:57 PM] Wen Yang: more than that and the wok gets a bit too heavy for precise control though
[7:46:02 PM] Sajed Haque: Okay, so
[7:46:08 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:45 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< so I'm not a bad cook thenMake me a full-course meal.
[7:46:09 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): You're also a stout Indonesian Kopf, I've got sticks for arms.
[7:46:16 PM] Sajed Haque: Eggs I should microwave for 2 mins, yes?
[7:46:17 PM] Aki Shimoka: ZM can you cook>
[7:46:18 PM] Wen Yang:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHRudxFOvcg[7:46:18 PM] Aki Shimoka: ?
[7:46:23 PM] Wen Yang: this way, of course
[7:46:26 PM] Timothy Wu: Make me a full-course meal.I bet he'll just serve you two bowls of cereal and two bowls of plain rice
[7:46:29 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical added Verdant Shade ***
[7:46:31 PM] Wen Yang: proto: STOP MICROWAVING EGGS
[7:46:32 PM | Edited 7:46:35 PM] Vincent ZM: I can make maccaroni and cheese.
[7:46:39 PM] Aki Shimoka: Serdant Vhade!
[7:46:39 PM] Vincent ZM: And sandwiches.
[7:46:41 PM] Vincent ZM: And cake.
[7:46:43 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: The start is Senpai can't cook
[7:46:45 PM] Aki Shimoka: CAKE
[7:46:49 PM] Wen Yang: that said Fera
[7:46:51 PM] Vincent ZM: I need the ingredients, tho
[7:46:52 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: He won't use stoves
[7:46:53 PM] Aki Shimoka: Cakeeeeeeee
[7:46:54 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Ovens
[7:46:59 PM] Wen Yang: it's hard to make proper fried rice with an electrical stove
[7:47:04 PM] Wen Yang: I prefer fire stoves for them
[7:47:09 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Or knives!
[7:47:10 PM] Aki Shimoka: I use a fire stove
[7:47:16 PM] Timothy Wu: He won't use anything that might potentially hurt him
[7:47:17 PM] Vincent ZM: I prefer fire stoves.
[7:47:23 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Yeah, definitely can't make it well with electrical.
[7:47:27 PM] Vincent ZM: that way I can roast marshmallows, too!
[7:47:30 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: He'll only use rice cookers butter knives and microwaves
[7:47:35 PM] Vincent ZM: and his hands
[7:47:37 PM] Sajed Haque: [7:46 PM] Vincent ZM:
<<< Make me a full-course meal.Cereal appetizer, rice with baked potatoes as the main dish, and fresh apples and pears for dessert!
[7:47:37 PM] Vincent ZM: don't forget his hands
[7:47:42 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:47 PM] Vincent ZM:
<<< that way I can roast marshmallows, too!Ooh! I do this too!
[7:47:46 PM] Sajed Haque: I can manage it, I'm sure
[7:48:02 PM] Verdant Shade: Ah no logs then.
[7:48:03 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:47 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< Cereal appetizer, rice with baked potatoes as the main dish, and fresh apples and pears for dessert!Alright, be sure to call an ambulance once I'm done eating.
[7:48:09 PM] Vincent ZM: It'll be a long ride home.
[7:48:09 PM] Aki Shimoka: xD
[7:48:10 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs forever ***
[7:48:13 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [7:47 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< baked potatoes as the main dishyou'd probably forget to peel it and make someone unfathomably sick
[7:48:25 PM] Sajed Haque: ...you're supposed to peel potatoes?
[7:48:28 PM] Wen Yang: ...
[7:48:29 PM] Wen Yang: proto
[7:48:30 PM] Timothy Wu: aspdojsofpadqjgsdopjgfdopgasdf
[7:48:32 PM] Aki Shimoka: Damn Proto, you left the fridge in the rice!
[7:48:33 PM] Wen Yang: PROTOOOOOOOO
[7:48:35 PM] Sajed Haque: Um, I ate all those baked potatoes without ever peeling them
[7:48:42 PM] Vincent ZM: Welp, more vitamins?
[7:48:43 PM] Verdant Shade: Okay Baked Potatoes makes sense.
[7:48:49 PM] Wen Yang: seriously though
[7:48:52 PM] Verdant Shade: As far as not peeling it.
[7:48:52 PM] Vincent ZM: also hi Verd
[7:48:52 PM] Wen Yang: no side dishes?
[7:48:53 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Waaaaaaaaaah! T_T
[7:48:54 PM] Wen Yang: at all?
[7:48:56 PM] Aki Shimoka: You just need to wash it well and cut the sprouts off.
[7:49:00 PM] Aki Shimoka: The skin is fine.
[7:49:02 PM] Wen Yang: no meat?
[7:49:04 PM] Wen Yang: no veggies?
[7:49:05 PM] Aki Shimoka: I eat it with baked potatoes.
[7:49:06 PM] Wen Yang: no nothing?
[7:49:11 PM] Sajed Haque: The Google result said "place potatoes in microwave"
[7:49:18 PM] Sajed Haque: They said nothing about PEELING them!
[7:49:21 PM] Wen Yang: aki: I know, I also leave the skin on when I make fried potato
[7:49:23 PM] Timothy Wu: Where the hell are you getting your information
[7:49:23 PM] Vincent ZM: Well, Proto will have a NASTY case of constipation.
[7:49:26 PM] Wen Yang: I like the texture that results
[7:49:29 PM] Vincent ZM: Ask.com.
[7:49:38 PM] Aki Shimoka: Potato skin is safe to eat though.
[7:49:38 PM] Wen Yang: but baked, I peel it
[7:49:41 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): AskJeeves dot com.
[7:49:46 PM] Vincent ZM: JEEVES
[7:49:49 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical goes in despair ***
[7:49:52 PM] Aki Shimoka: It's just the sprouts.
[7:49:58 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Arch is having an existential crisis or something.
[7:49:59 PM] Wen Yang: ...
[7:50:04 PM] Alzack13: you can eat potato skin :V
[7:50:05 PM | Edited 7:50:10 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:49 PM] Aki Shimoka:
<<< Potato skin is safe to eat though.No veggies, no fruits.
[7:50:13 PM] Aki Shimoka: Oh.
[7:50:19 PM] Wen Yang: proto
[7:50:21 PM] Sajed Haque: ARCHIE
[7:50:23 PM] Sajed Haque: I ACKNOWLEDGE YOU
[7:50:25 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Yeah, you just can't eat the green parts of the skin, because that's where the toxin is.
[7:50:26 PM] Verdant Shade: . . .
[7:50:26 PM] Wen Yang: I REALLY have to file a complaint for your mother
[7:50:29 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Senpai you're making your kouhai sob
[7:50:31 PM] Sajed Haque: YOU EXIST
[7:50:33 PM] Wen Yang: she utterly fail at teaching you how to cook
[7:50:36 PM] Sajed Haque: Don't disappear on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[7:50:38 PM] Vincent ZM: LOL Kopf XD
[7:50:44 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [7:50 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< I REALLY have to file a complaint for your motheragreed
[7:50:51 PM] Verdant Shade: . . .
[7:50:57 PM] Vincent ZM: I bet he taught himself from a YT video.
[7:51:01 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Triple agreed
[7:51:05 PM] Vincent ZM: His mother just watched from a corner and laughed.
[7:51:06 PM] Wen Yang: when I first lived on my own, I made fried rice etc already
[7:51:09 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): I need to book a flight, ask for her curry recipe, and then call her son a shit
[7:51:14 PM] Helen Miller: His mother gave up in despair.
[7:51:19 PM] Verdant Shade: I can't keep up. I need to go empty my guts again.
[7:51:23 PM] Alzack13: my mom never taught me how to cook, aside from Almond Roca and baking stuff
[7:51:23 PM] Sajed Haque: Mom did teach me how to cook chicken and beef
[7:51:27 PM] Alzack13: because I never asked
[7:51:29 PM] Sajed Haque: I have all the instructions written down
[7:51:31 PM] Vincent ZM: THEN WHY DON'T YOU DO IT
[7:51:34 PM] Sajed Haque: And I understand them
[7:51:35 PM] Alzack13: and she's always busy at work or making our dinner
[7:51:39 PM] Timothy Wu: COOK THEM THEN
[7:51:40 PM] Timothy Wu: PROTO
[7:51:41 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): SO JUST
[7:51:41 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): DO IT
[7:51:43 PM] Sajed Haque: Because it involves a stove
[7:51:45 PM] Vincent ZM: this entire conversation was a waste of everyone's time
[7:51:45 PM] Timothy Wu: NO
[7:51:46 PM] Vincent ZM: FUCK
[7:51:48 PM] Timothy Wu: IT SJIASUT
Im done
[7:51:51 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: THEN WHY CAN'T YOU COOK IT YOU SON OF A STUPID ASS MONKEY
[7:51:53 PM] Timothy Wu: I give up
[7:51:56 PM] Vincent ZM: He's beyond saving.
[7:52:01 PM] Timothy Wu: I've reached my breaking point
[7:52:02 PM] Timothy Wu: Bye
[7:52:08 PM] Vincent ZM: Poor Woo.
[7:52:09 PM] Alzack13: why is everyone so angry XD
[7:52:13 PM] Sajed Haque: Why do you think I bought all those spices?
[7:52:16 PM] Aki Shimoka: ikr Alz. xD
[7:52:16 PM] Helen Miller: Sajed, go check stabchat, please.
[7:52:21 PM] Aki Shimoka: I'm just laughing my ass off.
[7:52:21 PM] Vincent ZM: So you can season the chicken.
[7:52:23 PM] Verdant Shade: All i can see is people rage quitting over
[7:52:29 PM] Verdant Shade: food classes
[7:52:39 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Senpai not doing anything to cook
[7:52:41 PM] Alzack13: I was not aware you people were french fucks
[7:52:49 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: CHOP CHOP
[7:52:57 PM] Timothy Wu: NOT BEING ABLE TO COOK IS ONE THING
[7:52:57 PM] Aki Shimoka: Hmm what would I cook for a full course meal.
Entrée of corn soup. Main meal of lemon fish and rice. Dessert of some ice cream I can just take out of the fridge and cookies or something.
[7:53:03 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I'M MAKING A TEACH SENPAI TO COOK CHAT
[7:53:04 PM | Edited 7:53:13 PM] Timothy Wu: BEING TOO SCARED TO USE A STOVE IS ANOTHER STORY
[7:53:07 PM] Aki Shimoka: Ahhh I'm hungry.
[7:53:14 PM] Vincent ZM: tbf stoves can explode.
[7:53:15 PM] Verdant Shade: . . .
[7:53:16 PM] Wen Yang: COOKING IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN LEARN WITH THEORY!
[7:53:17 PM] Alzack13: but you're getting angry about the cooking.
[7:53:21 PM] Sajed Haque: Mom taught me everything; she wanted me to demonstrate under her supervision, but then she had to leave to US because Onee-chan requested her to come for the birth of her second child
[7:53:24 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Yeah, I'm hungry too.
[7:53:29 PM] Wen Yang: THEORY IS USELESS
[7:53:32 PM] Helen Miller: Fair.
[7:53:39 PM] Sajed Haque: so I never actually tried any of this out
[7:53:48 PM] Vincent ZM: Well, you have us.
[7:53:52 PM] Vincent ZM: And Google.
[7:53:55 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Who wants in on the Senpai to cook chat
[7:53:57 PM] Verdant Shade: [10:52:34 PM] Zoe: I'M MAKING A TEACH SENPAI TO COOK CHAT
[10:52:47 PM] Wen Yang: COOKING IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN LEARN WITH THEORY!
. . . I think this would be a good time to introduce Sajed to my half brother.
[7:53:59 PM] Vincent ZM: And those condescending YouTube videos.
[7:54:05 PM] Sajed Haque: I did the rice cooker and baked potatoes stuff for the first time and they turned out well
[7:54:06 PM] Alzack13: I don't trust either party, Vince
[7:54:06 PM] Aki Shimoka: [7:53 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< THEORY IS USELESSI dunno about you, but I did fine with just the recipie for stew.
[7:54:14 PM] Wen Yang: you made it
[7:54:16 PM] Wen Yang: that's practice
[7:54:18 PM] Alzack13: [7:54 PM] Vincent ZM:
<<< condescendinguh, I think you guys have this down pat :V
[7:54:19 PM] Wen Yang: pure theory is useless
[7:54:28 PM] Vincent ZM: [7:54 PM] Alzack13:
<<< uh, I think you guys have this down pat :VXD
[7:54:34 PM] Verdant Shade: [10:53:03 PM] Moonstruck Blossom: Fair.
Oh hi.
[7:54:38 PM] Helen Miller: Add me, please.
[7:54:40 PM] Helen Miller: Hi
[7:54:45 PM] Verdant Shade: Add me to the
[7:54:48 PM] Verdant Shade: again add me to another chat
[7:54:52 PM] Verdant Shade: that I won't be able to keep up with
[7:54:52 PM] Verdant Shade: XD
[7:54:54 PM] Verdant Shade: I'll
[7:55:01 PM] Sajed Haque: Rice cooker was based on pure theory with no prior supervised experience
[7:55:04 PM] Vincent ZM: I want in so I can laugh at Proto's expense.
[7:55:08 PM] Aki Shimoka: What's this?
[7:55:11 PM] Timothy Wu: Ill go in so I can lose more brain cells
[7:55:13 PM] Verdant Shade: just get my mum or my bro over the internet
[7:55:13 PM] Aki Shimoka: Another group?
[7:55:16 PM] Verdant Shade: they're foodies
[7:55:20 PM] Verdant Shade: or something like that.
[7:55:22 PM] Aki Shimoka: Add me if there is.
[7:55:31 PM] Wen Yang: I don't even have supervisor
[7:55:37 PM] Aki Shimoka: I might go eat though, I'm positively dying from starvation since I haven't eaten anything
[7:55:40 PM] Wen Yang: mom and dad taught me some true
[7:55:49 PM] Wen Yang: but a lot of my cooking is self-taught
[7:55:50 PM] Aki Shimoka: I'll respond to ZM-chan's IM though.
[7:55:51 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Don't add me, I've already experienced how dumb he is on cooking firsthand
[7:55:54 PM] Verdant Shade: My dad can do omelet and that's about it, even given instructions.
[7:55:55 PM] Wen Yang: self-experimentation, to be precise
[7:55:56 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): lol
[7:56:08 PM] Wen Yang: with myself as the guinea pig and taste tester
[7:56:12 PM] Alzack13: [7:55 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< but a lot of my cooking is self-taughtso what the fuck were you saying about his mom then :V
[7:56:17 PM] Sajed Haque: I can do omelet!
[7:56:26 PM] Sajed Haque: Well, I did most of it in cooking class
[7:56:27 PM] Wen Yang: mom at least taught me the basics
[7:56:29 PM] Aki Shimoka: omurice!
[7:56:33 PM] Wen Yang: I meant the food I make these days
[7:56:37 PM] Sajed Haque: I let my friend handle the stove stuff
[7:56:41 PM] Wen Yang: a lot of them are stuff that'd make you go "What?"
[7:56:54 PM] Wen Yang: since it's usually a fusion mish-mash you've never heard of
[7:57:08 PM] Sajed Haque: Sounds fun
[7:57:11 PM] Sajed Haque: I might try that
[7:57:24 PM] Wen Yang: Al: how about spaghetti, stir-fried chinese style then topped with a gratin finish?
[7:57:28 PM] Sajed Haque: Mix random stuff, toss into microwave, generate a random number for the timer
[7:57:30 PM] Verdant Shade: [10:56:38 PM] Radiant Truth: Sounds fun
Cooking is fun. Try it sometime. DX
[7:57:39 PM] Alzack13: I dunno what gratin is but the rest sounds good
[7:57:42 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Kill me
[7:57:44 PM] Helen Miller: ......
[7:57:48 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Kill me NOW
[7:57:51 PM] Sajed Haque: Keep all specifications recorded and note down the quality of the results
[7:58:00 PM] *** Wen Yang kills arch ***
[7:58:06 PM] Wen Yang: now go haunt him
[7:58:08 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: BEFORE I TEAR HIM ARM OFF AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH IT
[7:58:14 PM] Wen Yang: no no no arch
[7:58:16 PM] Vincent ZM: Calm down, whoa.
[7:58:18 PM] Wen Yang: you go haunt him instead
[7:58:21 PM] Sajed Haque: There would be a lot of failures, but someday I'll be able to randomly find a great combination with my signature
[7:58:24 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical haunts Senpai ***
[7:58:25 PM] Timothy Wu: No beating people >:c
[7:58:29 PM] Timothy Wu: Even if its someone like Proto
[7:58:30 PM] Helen Miller: ......don't count on it
[7:58:33 PM] Verdant Shade: Yeah, I can't stay any longer. My stomach's about to collapse from the stomach pains.
[7:58:39 PM] Helen Miller: you'll die first
[7:58:41 PM] Alzack13: arch you're like 13 you're too young to use the stove :V
[7:58:50 PM] Vincent ZM: I used the stove when I was 9
[7:58:53 PM] *** Verdant Shade brb in like. . . 10 minutes? 2 days? ***
[7:58:55 PM] Sajed Haque: Wait, I can die from eating meals that are microwave-cooked...?
[7:58:55 PM] Alzack13: I'll bet you can't even work the mower
[7:59:01 PM] Wen Yang: yes you can
[7:59:02 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Say that to my seven year old self
[7:59:04 PM] Timothy Wu: I cooked fried rice when I was 6
[7:59:05 PM] Wen Yang: you can die from anything
[7:59:09 PM] Helen Miller: Sajed. Please go reply to stabchat when you have time.
[7:59:11 PM] Sajed Haque: I only blacklisted the stove and the oven and the knife...
[7:59:16 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Actually it was 5 or 6
[7:59:18 PM] Sajed Haque: if the microwave is dangerous too...
[7:59:22 PM] Timothy Wu: No
[7:59:23 PM] Timothy Wu: Proto
[7:59:25 PM] Timothy Wu: please
[7:59:30 PM] Sajed Haque: Well, at least the rice cooker is safe
[7:59:30 PM] Alzack13: well
[7:59:33 PM] Sajed Haque: AFAIK
[7:59:36 PM] Alzack13: you should know the science behind a microwave
[7:59:42 PM] Sajed Haque: and you can't go wrong with cereal
[7:59:45 PM] Alzack13: it literally fires radiation at your food.
[7:59:49 PM] Timothy Wu: MALNUTRITION
[7:59:52 PM] Sajed Haque: I do know the science behind the microwave
[7:59:55 PM] Alzack13: and if you try and cook something with tight air pockets
[7:59:57 PM] Timothy Wu: YOU CANT EAT CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER ;-;
[8:00:01 PM] Alzack13: it could explode
[8:00:14 PM] Sajed Haque: ...okay, I didn't know that part
[8:00:17 PM] Alzack13: like
[8:00:21 PM] Alzack13: the container you used
[8:00:24 PM] Alzack13: you said it sploded
[8:00:28 PM] Sajed Haque: [8:00 PM] Timothy Wu:
<<< YOU CANT EAT CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER ;-;Wait, why not?
[8:00:31 PM] Timothy Wu: Azlack, I hope you realize that you made Proto too scared to use the microwave now
[8:00:41 PM] Helen Miller: Alzack, you I can kill irl.
[8:00:42 PM] Alzack13: he blacklisted it before I mentioned that
[8:00:48 PM] Helen Miller: Don't make me do it
[8:00:53 PM] Alzack13: Kay
[8:00:56 PM] Alzack13: if you try and kill me
[8:00:58 PM] Sajed Haque: I can afford to restock on milk and cereal and sugar
[8:01:04 PM] Alzack13: it would mean we finally did a fucking meet up of some kind
[8:01:04 PM] Alzack13: worth
[8:01:06 PM] Timothy Wu: NO PROTEIN
[8:01:11 PM] Sajed Haque: Actually, then again...
[8:01:21 PM] Sajed Haque: On winter, having cereal with cold milk may be a bad idea...
[8:01:33 PM] Helen Miller: ...buy vegetables, at least.
[8:01:36 PM] Helen Miller: that's all I ask
[8:01:40 PM] Sajed Haque: I have potatoes!
[8:01:40 PM] Wen Yang: proto: rice cookers can kill you
[8:01:42 PM] Wen Yang: electrocution
[8:01:43 PM] Sajed Haque: and a cucumber
[8:01:44 PM] Wen Yang: burns
[8:01:46 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Buy jerky or something
[8:01:48 PM] Sajed Haque: but uh
[8:01:49 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Please
[8:01:51 PM] Sajed Haque: The cucumber is untouched
[8:01:55 PM] Sajed Haque: because it's kinda long
[8:01:59 PM] Wen Yang: food poisoning
[8:02:10 PM] Sajed Haque: and I'm not confident at how well the butter knife would work on it
[8:02:14 PM] Helen Miller: ...........
[8:02:20 PM] Sajed Haque: but well, it's there
[8:02:26 PM] Helen Miller: Celery. Get celery.
[8:02:31 PM] Timothy Wu: Ew
[8:02:32 PM] Sajed Haque: I can probably break it in half if I put all my strength into it
[8:02:33 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): you can just bite off a cucumber or something idk lol
[8:02:34 PM] Timothy Wu: Celery
[8:02:38 PM] Helen Miller: Oh! Sajed
[8:02:40 PM] Sajed Haque: Celery, eh?
[8:02:44 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): they're fresh and cool
[8:02:46 PM] Helen Miller: Rinse vegetables before eating them.
[8:02:54 PM] Wen Yang: .....
[8:02:55 PM] Wen Yang: what?
[8:02:58 PM] Timothy Wu: ......
[8:02:59 PM] Sajed Haque: Rinse...?
[8:03:02 PM] Sajed Haque: Isn't that the same as wash?
[8:03:05 PM] Timothy Wu: prewdsofgitvj
[8:03:06 PM] Timothy Wu: sadfpoj
[8:03:06 PM] Helen Miller: Yeah
[8:03:07 PM] Timothy Wu: asdfopj
[8:03:07 PM] Wen Yang: you need ALL your strength to break a CUCUMBER?
[8:03:10 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Yes
[8:03:11 PM] Vincent ZM: Did Zoe make the chat yet?
[8:03:12 PM] Helen Miller: Just making sure you know/.
[8:03:14 PM] Sajed Haque: I wash everything first
[8:03:15 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Yes
[8:03:17 PM] Wen Yang: are you kidding me?
[8:03:20 PM] Vincent ZM: add me
[8:03:20 PM] Wen Yang: ALL your strength?
[8:03:23 PM] Wen Yang: for a CUCUMBER?
[8:03:27 PM] Wen Yang: ...
[8:03:27 PM] Helen Miller: Good
[8:03:36 PM] Sajed Haque: Rice, potatoes, etc
[8:03:37 PM] Timothy Wu: Add me to the chat too so I can lose the rest of my brain cells
[8:03:39 PM] Helen Miller: So adorable...
[8:03:45 PM] Wen Yang: ANSWER ME dammit
[8:03:53 PM] Aki Shimoka: Back in a while. Foods.
[8:04:01 PM] Timothy Wu: Bye Aki!
[8:04:09 PM] Sajed Haque: [8:03 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< ALL your strength?
for a CUCUMBER?
...I haven't tried this, as I said, my cucumber is untouched
[8:04:18 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Also if I were to make a full course meal...
[8:05:30 PM] Sajed Haque: Okay, it's 11 pm now
[8:05:40 PM] Sajed Haque: I should probably really get to sleep
[8:05:56 PM] Wen Yang: - peel cucumber
- cut in half lengthwise
- cut into roughly 1/5 inch slices
- marinate in a water/sugar/vinegar mixture for a day or two
enjoy
[8:06:13 PM] Sajed Haque: How do I peel a cucumber...?
[8:06:17 PM] Sajed Haque: without a sharp tool, I mean
[8:06:19 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): go reply in stabchat first you twerp
[8:06:22 PM] Wen Yang: oh, add a pinch of salt too on the marinade
[8:06:28 PM] Wen Yang: use a KNIFE YOU DUMMY
[8:06:35 PM] Wen Yang: no nevermind
[8:06:38 PM] Wen Yang: use your TEETH
[8:06:47 PM] Verdant Shade: . . .
[8:06:48 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [8:06 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< use your TEETHhahahahah
[8:06:49 PM] Timothy Wu: How do I peel a cucumber...?
without a sharp tool, I meanUse your fingernails
[8:06:52 PM] Sajed Haque: Oh, that works
[8:06:53 PM] Verdant Shade: I don't see how the screaming helps.
[8:06:53 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): we've all lost our minds
[8:07:08 PM] Sajed Haque: I clipped my nails recently, so...
[8:07:10 PM] Wen Yang: [8:06 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< Oh, that works......
[8:07:10 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: For the appetizer Bacon and cheese skins probably main meal can be steak with herbs and a side dish of freshly made chips and a butter sauce I guess for desert fresh oranges and mangos with lemon sorbet I guess
[8:07:15 PM] Timothy Wu: God damn it
[8:07:17 PM] Alzack13: what even is stabchat
[8:07:32 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): a chat for stabbing Proto for his dumb stuff
[8:07:33 PM] Sajed Haque: but I'll try the teeth peeling
[8:07:36 PM] Sajed Haque: tomorrow, I guess
[8:07:39 PM] Helen Miller: ......
[8:07:46 PM] Wen Yang: ..........
[8:07:47 PM] Helen Miller: Goodnight, Sajed
[8:07:52 PM] Helen Miller: I'll link more recipes for you
[8:07:53 PM] Wen Yang: Rest in peace
[8:07:54 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): no don't actually peel a cucumber with your teeth you dumbass what the heck
[8:07:54 PM] Alzack13: can you use scissors. Proto?
[8:08:00 PM] Helen Miller: [11:08:27 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): no don't actually peel a cucumber with your teeth you dumbass what the heck
[8:08:05 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: R.I.P
[8:08:09 PM] Vincent ZM: Use your butter knife!
[8:08:19 PM] Timothy Wu: Use your butter knife!He'll die of old age before the cucumber gets peeled
[8:08:23 PM] Sajed Haque: Wait, I shouldn't peel it with my teeth?
[8:08:26 PM] Vincent ZM: No.
[8:08:28 PM] Timothy Wu: No
[8:08:30 PM] Timothy Wu: please dont
[8:08:34 PM] Alzack13: also, you can buy a potato peeler
[8:08:38 PM] Sajed Haque: Oh
[8:08:44 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): "1993 - 2015, he tried to peel a cucumber with his butter knife teeth"
[8:08:45 PM] Alzack13: it has a blade but it's made in such a way that it's really hard to cut yourself
[8:08:46 PM] Vincent ZM: ...You didn't just try, did you?
[8:08:47 PM] Wen Yang: al: sharp implement
[8:08:49 PM] Wen Yang: remember?
[8:08:50 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: No you utter moronic imbecile baka!
[8:08:51 PM] Sajed Haque: [8:08 PM] Alzack13:
<<< also, you can buy a potato peelerIs it sharp?
[8:08:56 PM] Wen Yang: of course it is
[8:09:05 PM] Sajed Haque: From what I've observed of our maid peeling potatoes, it looked sharp
[8:09:11 PM] Timothy Wu: Please
[8:09:11 PM] Timothy Wu: Proto
[8:09:12 PM] Vincent ZM: I'm tempted to move to Proto's place so I can just
[8:09:12 PM] Alzack13: it's about as dangerous as a cheese grater :V
[8:09:18 PM] Vincent ZM: Help him around the house
[8:09:24 PM] Wen Yang: ZM: don't
[8:09:26 PM] Helen Miller: inorite
[8:09:29 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [8:09 PM] Vincent ZM:
<<< Help him around the houseno don't, slap his shit instead
[8:09:31 PM] Wen Yang: what he needs now is a drill sergeant
[8:09:36 PM] Sajed Haque: Hey, I can wash dishes and clean the place just fine!
[8:09:45 PM] Wen Yang: get me the ticket and I'll turn him into a COOK in a month.
[8:09:47 PM] Alzack13: I think the real failure lies in Fera
[8:09:49 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Neesan take me with you to his place!
[8:09:52 PM] Sajed Haque: And I can cook rice too!
[8:09:54 PM] Helen Miller: Okay.
[8:09:54 PM] Vincent ZM: [8:09 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`):
<<< no don't, slap his shit insteadXD
[8:09:56 PM] Wen Yang: whether he cries or not is not my concern
[8:09:58 PM] Alzack13: you should have fixed this when you had the chance
[8:10:00 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [8:09 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< clean the placefrom what your room used to be, I really really really doubt it
[8:10:02 PM] Helen Miller: I'll need all the help I can get
[8:10:03 PM] Helen Miller: lol
[8:10:11 PM] Vincent ZM: I'm sure Fera tried, Nick
[8:10:13 PM | Edited 8:10:23 PM] Sajed Haque: Stove cooking and knives are just extra luxuries that I can't be bothered to deal with
[8:10:19 PM] Wen Yang: ......
[8:10:21 PM] Alzack13: and blades :V
[8:10:29 PM] Alzack13: "Luxuries"
[8:10:30 PM] Wen Yang: cooking is not a luxury, it's a necessity if you ever want to live on your own
[8:10:33 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [8:10 PM] Helen Miller:
<<< I'll need all the help I can getgod speed
[8:10:37 PM] Helen Miller: Don't try to justify it.
[8:10:37 PM] Timothy Wu: Im not even mad at this point
[8:10:45 PM] Alzack13: [8:10 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< cooking is not a luxury, it's a necessity if you ever want to live on your ownnot if you're fabulously wealthy :V
[8:10:50 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: What Neesama said
[8:10:56 PM] Vincent ZM: Proto, how much money do you have?
[8:10:58 PM] Helen Miller: I'm not mad, he's just adorable.
[8:11:00 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): FABULOUS WEALTH
[8:11:02 PM] Wen Yang: tim: I'm half frustrated and half choking from laughing my ass off too much
[8:11:05 PM] Wen Yang: it's a wierd feeling
[8:11:07 PM | Edited 8:11:12 PM] Vincent ZM: I suppose you can just grab a burger at Mc'Donalds.
[8:11:15 PM] Timothy Wu: I suppose you can just grab a burget at Mc'Donalds.nonononon, that is never an option
[8:11:21 PM] Alzack13: I feel like he's trolling but Fera believes it so I feel compelled to as well
[8:11:22 PM] Vincent ZM: Unless the drive thru scares you, too.
[8:11:27 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: I'm half choking my sides off from laughter
[8:11:36 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Believe me, I've fucking tried to get him to cook
[8:11:37 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Half sobbing in despair
[8:11:37 PM] Alzack13: oh
[8:11:39 PM] Alzack13: by the way guys
[8:11:45 PM] Alzack13: I totally lied about my height the other day :V
[8:11:55 PM] Alzack13: I misremembered by like 1.75 inches XD
[8:11:59 PM] Sajed Haque: I have like, $105 with me
[8:12:00 PM] Vincent ZM: gg
[8:12:05 PM] Timothy Wu: $105!?
[8:12:05 PM] Alzack13: I'm 5'9.25 ;-;
[8:12:07 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [8:12 PM] Alzack13:
<<< I misremembered by like 1.75 inches XDgg rabbit dwarf
[8:12:09 PM] Wen Yang: at this point I can't even tell him to get instant noodles
[8:12:11 PM] Vincent ZM: [8:12 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< I have like, $105 with meYeah, save that shit for some important stuff.
[8:12:13 PM] Wen Yang: he can't even boil water
[8:12:20 PM | Edited 8:12:23 PM] Alzack13: you can microwave them
[8:12:25 PM] Alzack13: AS WE HAVE LEARNED
[8:12:32 PM] Timothy Wu: but they taste like crap
[8:12:35 PM] Alzack13: nah
[8:12:36 PM] Vincent ZM: Welp, that's one obscure method down.
[8:12:37 PM] Alzack13: they taste fine
[8:12:38 PM] Timothy Wu: and are crap for your body
[8:12:39 PM] Wen Yang: then he'll be afraid of spilling the hot soup on imself
[8:12:52 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Hilariously, he deals with piping hot rice just fine.
[8:12:53 PM] Wen Yang: also, that's only because your taste buds are dead, al
[8:12:56 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): Just shoves it in his mouth.
[8:13:04 PM] Alzack13: not true at all ,Wen :V
[8:13:07 PM] Sajed Haque: Hot soup spillage is dangerous as hell, I agree, Wen Yang
[8:13:12 PM] Vincent ZM: So is hot rice.
[8:13:17 PM] Vincent ZM: So is HOT ANYTHING.
[8:13:19 PM] Timothy Wu: So is anything that's hot
[8:13:20 PM] Helen Miller: You're being silly now.
[8:13:21 PM] Wen Yang: only people whose taste buds are either dead or so tormented can call microwaved instant noodles good
[8:13:27 PM] Alzack13: it's just that instant Ramen is such a low standard that it's hard to go down
[8:13:35 PM] Sajed Haque: Hot rice is at a temperature in which is it is edible
[8:13:38 PM] Alzack13: it tastes good but isn't really complex
[8:13:41 PM] Wen Yang: al: that's because you only know crappy instant ramen
[8:13:46 PM] Vincent ZM: Proto, do you eat out?
[8:13:47 PM] Alzack13: well that's hardly my fault
[8:13:49 PM] Sajed Haque: heck, in fact, hot rice tastes GREAT
[8:13:50 PM] Wen Yang: I'm used to GOOD stuff
[8:13:54 PM] Alzack13: I get what's available
[8:13:57 PM] Vincent ZM: Buy yourself some healthy meals.
[8:14:02 PM] Alzack13: also I thought you cooked why the fuck do you make instant ramen
[8:14:11 PM] Sajed Haque: ZM, that's how I survived 4.5 years in Malaysia
[8:14:14 PM] Sajed Haque: by cooking zilch
[8:14:15 PM] Wen Yang: they make good bases for several recipes
[8:14:18 PM] Sajed Haque: and eating out all day
[8:14:24 PM] Vincent ZM: You won't survive in Waterloo then.
[8:14:24 PM] Wen Yang: easy way to make noodle omelettes for example
[8:14:27 PM] Sajed Haque: or from Fera/uncle/etc cooking
[8:14:29 PM] Wen Yang: or when you're feeling lazy to cook
[8:14:31 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [8:14 PM] Alzack13:
<<< also I thought you cooked why the fuck do you make instant rameneven chefs want shitty food sometimes
[8:14:36 PM] Alzack13: that has nothing to do with the instant ramen I'm talking about
[8:14:37 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): just because they're tired of cooking
[8:14:39 PM] Alzack13: I just boil water add flavor
[8:14:40 PM] Sajed Haque: but yeah, Waterloo restaurants are expensive
[8:14:42 PM] Timothy Wu: Should I buy the coffin now or...?
[8:14:48 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): nah he'll be fine
[8:14:56 PM] Alzack13: of course mine will taste like shit compared to yours :V
[8:14:58 PM] Wen Yang: WHY ARE YOU EATING IN RESTAURANTS!?
[8:15:01 PM] Alzack13: I have the full on consumerist packet
[8:15:04 PM] Vincent ZM: [8:14 PM] Sajed Haque:
<<< but yeah, Waterloo restaurants are expensiveSubway. Eat fresh.
[8:15:09 PM] Timothy Wu: AWWWW YEAH
[8:15:12 PM] Wen Yang: eat in smaller joints or streetside stalls for god's sakes
[8:15:16 PM] Wen Yang: or even fast food joints
[8:15:17 PM] Vincent ZM: Or just BUY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
[8:15:26 PM] Timothy Wu: or you know
[8:15:30 PM] Alzack13: [8:15 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< streetside stallshahaha you eastern people
[8:15:33 PM] Timothy Wu: LEARN HOW TO USE KITCHEN UTENSILS AND STOVES
[8:15:37 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): An apple a day keeps the doctor away (but for fuck's sake don't just eat apples)
[8:15:39 PM] Wen Yang: buy a bucket of poutine
[8:15:40 PM] Vincent ZM: And here's the thing that'll guarantee you survival. Use. Your. Stove.
[8:15:46 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): OH MY GOD CANADA HAS POUTINE
[8:15:48 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): I FORGOT
[8:15:50 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): WHAT THE FUCK
[8:15:54 PM] Vincent ZM: Poutine?
[8:15:59 PM] Alzack13: Go to Tim Hortons every day
[8:16:02 PM] Wen Yang: french fried with cheese and gravy
[8:16:04 PM] Wen Yang: de-li-cious
[8:16:06 PM] Sajed Haque: Poutine is like, the national Canadian dish
[8:16:13 PM] Timothy Wu: Ive never heard of it
[8:16:13 PM] Vincent ZM: Sounds tasty.
[8:16:16 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): FUCK YOU KOPF I'M FUCKING STARVING NOW
[8:16:18 PM] Sajed Haque: btw I tried poutine, and it is GREAT
[8:16:18 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): AGH
[8:16:21 PM] Timothy Wu: Sounds tasty.
[8:16:28 PM] Helen Miller: ^
[8:16:29 PM] Wen Yang: well
[8:16:31 PM] Sajed Haque: expensive, but amazing
[8:16:33 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Poutine is wonderous
[8:16:42 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Like really good
[8:16:46 PM] Wen Yang: it's crispy, hot french fried with cream cheese on it doused in thick gravy
[8:16:49 PM] Timothy Wu: I haven't even heard of it till now
[8:16:51 PM] Wen Yang: it CAN'T be anything but delicious
[8:16:53 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): that's it I'm done let me know when you people work things out
[8:16:59 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): I wanna eat
[8:17:00 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): lol
[8:17:08 PM] Sajed Haque: I wanna sleep
[8:17:13 PM] Sajed Haque: I should sleep
[8:17:16 PM] Timothy Wu: We'll be here for 14 moons by the time Proto can use a stove
[8:17:17 PM] Helen Miller: Oops, I realize now I forgot to eat any meals today
[8:17:18 PM] Vincent ZM: What have you eaten for dinner?
[8:17:19 PM] Helen Miller: Go sleep, Sajed
[8:17:21 PM] Helen Miller: Goodnight
[8:17:29 PM] Sajed Haque: Rice, ZM
[8:17:31 PM] Aisuko Lyrical: Sleep you moron...
[8:17:37 PM] Timothy Wu: Yeah, you should probably sleep
[8:17:37 PM] Vincent ZM: Rice, rice, and more rice.e
[8:17:38 PM] *** Aisuko Lyrical sobs more ***
[8:17:41 PM] Vincent ZM: Just white rice?
[8:17:43 PM] Sajed Haque: Goodnight, everyone!
[8:17:44 PM] Wen Yang: douse your rice in mayo
[8:17:45 PM] Vincent ZM: Bah, get some sleep.
[8:17:52 PM] Timothy Wu: Good night proto
[8:17:52 PM] Wen Yang: at least it'll have some flavor that way
[8:17:53 PM] Frelia, nyu ( ´・ω・`): [8:17 PM] Wen Yang:
<<< douse your rice in mayowat
[8:17:55 PM] Sajed Haque: I dunno how to cook rice to be non-white
[8:18:03 PM] Timothy Wu: Wait, ZM, did you ever get your conversation with Proto?
[8:18:06 PM] Wen Yang: fera: literally what I said
[8:18:09 PM] Vincent ZM: No XD
[8:18:11 PM] Wen Yang: douse it in some sort of sauce
[8:18:13 PM] Timothy Wu: RIP
[8:18:14 PM] Vincent ZM: I talked to Aki instead
[8:18:16 PM] Sajed Haque: Sleeping for real now
[8:18:19 PM] Sajed Haque: Sorry, ZM
[8:18:20 PM] Timothy Wu: G'night
[8:18:22 PM] Wen Yang: remoulade is better but I don't know if canada has it
[8:18:27 PM] Vincent ZM: It's quite alright, dummy.
[8:18:30 PM] Vincent ZM: Now sleep!
[8:18:32 PM] Wen Yang: mayo is an acceptable substitute
[8:18:42 PM] Timothy Wu: If you can't eat well, then you have to sleep well
[8:18:42 PM] Alzack13: proto, I have some math questions
[8:18:45 PM | Edited 8:18:47 PM] Alzack13: can I PM them?
[8:18:52 PM] Vincent ZM: He's going to bed XD
[8:18:53 PM] Alzack13: oh wait
[8:18:56 PM] Alzack13: nevermind XD
[8:18:57 PM] Alzack13: dammit
[8:19:33 PM] Alzack13: guess I'm winging that part of the test tomorrow :V