2hu memes

i will do with my fav 2hus obviously

Yukari:
1: Maribel relations
2: Leaves most of her work to Ran and sleep
3: Thomas the Train
4: Old Hag
5: have 17 years old

Reimu:
1: MONEY MONEY
2: Armpits as a necessity
3: said to be a little severe and without mercy
4: Zombie Reimu
5: Reimu is paired with Josuke Higashikata

Sakuya:
1: Inu Sakuya
2: Pads Girl
3: Dio Brando so ZA WARUDO
4: Sakuya shows her being venomously jealous of Sanae's newfound popularity and prominence commenced due to not being a playable character
5: The "time-stopping, knife-throwing ninja maid" or "knife-throwing ninja"
6: is a Lunarian or a Vampire Hunter
7: smug face

Remilia:
1: Charisma Break
2: Against a vampire's weakness
3: Remilia with Diavolo from Jojo
4: Being the big bad vampire and her short temper
5: is a tsundere

Junko:
1: The smartest final boss
2: CHANG'E ARE YOU WATCHING
3: pairing with Ran because she is a pure fox
4: she's depicted interested over Reisen
5: Pairing with Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa

Flandre:
1: her relation with Meiling
2: EX Boss inspiration, like Koishi, Suwako, Mokou and Nue
3: Ronald McDonald with this beautiful song who make 11M view
4: Wings artificial
5: very good professional artist
6: have two different personalities, been very childish, and the other is a super sadistic and violent
7: Imouto Sama
8: Flandre with Kira Yoshikage from Jojo

Byakuren:
1: Modern version of Yumemi and Chiyuri
2: she's a bit more mature-acting, and possibly due to been a final boss like Eirin Yagokoro and Kanako Yasaka
3: Since Urban Legend in Limbo, a reccurring meme is having Byakuren riding a bike, or her becoming a biker of sort
4: Jesus Christ (but she is a buddhist)
5: She is Shinki

Hatate:
1: uses Google Image Search to get all her pictures
2: Hatate's purple clothing and thoughtography ability seem to all point to Joseph Joestar
3: "hata-tan"
4: Hataters gonna Hatate

Okina:
1: Doors
2: She is compred with Junko
3: Hakuna Matata

Kaguya:
1: Kaguya is often depicted in fanworks as a recluse or even a hikikomori who shuns outside interaction
2: Kaguya name with Sakuya
3: Cat ears
4: Sent back to the moon
5: Kaguya was for HM but she was too OP

Yuuka:
1: The Ultimate Sadistic Creature
2: Too slow for Aya
3: Everything is a flowers
4: Youkai Moe

Patchouli:
1: MUKYU
2: One Week Girl
3: Hikikomori

Shinki:
1: Alice's Mother
2: Pairing with Byakuren
3: maybe a fallen angel
4: idiot hair

Kurumi:
1: Pairing with Elly and Yuuka or Remilia and Flandre
2: or with Rumia

Meira:
1: Looks like at Reimu
2: is shown like a men

More IRONIC THINGS TO ROAST YOUR WAIFUS

Koishi:
1. My name is Mary... I AM RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
2. Attempts to kill her own sister.
3. When will you open that GODDAMN EYE LOVE?
4. Komeiji Koishi's Heart-Throbbing Adventure
5. Kokoro's mask.
6. Flan and Nuen are my firends.
7. Marisa?
8. IM INVINCIBLE YAYYYYYYYYYYY NOW YOU CANT KILL ME
9. I'm invincible... I want some friends...

Minamitsu:
1. Sink the ships. SINK. ALL. THE. SHIPS.
2. Ichirin is so cool.
3. Nue, you're nothing compared to me, don't just go to Byakuren and ask her about "that"
4. Also I love you Nue.
5. I sank Futo's boat.
6. I will sank Komachi's boat, OH WAIT IM GOING TO HELL

Marisa:
1. MASTER SPARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
2. I AM DA WIZARD
3. Daze!
4. They all love me help.
5. Alice. No.
6. I stole some of your money, Reimu.
7. Mushrooms...

Sagume:
1. ...
2. ...?
3. Sometimes got her tongue pulled out.
4. SEPHIROTH. SEPHIROTH.
5. Junko seems to like you, I guess?
6. Seija is my child? I thought we're just the same kind, even though I'm a goddess, not a youkai.
7. Wrong word, everything changes.
8. Bullied by the hell trio.

Utsuho:
1. Unyu?
2. Birdbrain. Stupid.
3. You accidentally blow something up.
4. Suwako disliked this.
5. FEEL THE SUN
6. FEEL THE SCIENCE
7 Utsuho + Cirno = Cold Fusion (A very dumb fusion)
8. Bird friends.

I just realized that my last post have some typos here.

I will roast my fav. game, DDC.

Wakasagihime:
1. WakasaGAYhime
2. Kagerou wants to eat me.
3. Sometimes they put me on food.
4. Also, they sell me for some reason.

Sekibanki:
1. Did anyone see my head?
2. ...because two heads are better than one...
3. I use my heads to do stuff.
4. Wait wheres my body???
5. SEXYBANKI
6. YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND

Kagerou:
1. AWOOOOOOO
2. I will turn into a furry wolf at full moon night.
3. Maid Kagerou
4. Sometimes you need shaving.

Yatsuhashi:
1. Nobody cares (Poor Yatsuhashi)
2. Not-Benben
3. Satori? Hatate?

Benben:
1. BENBENBENBENBENBENBEN
2. More puns with her name.

Seija: (Gotta copy and paste)
1. Flip the tables. FLIP. EVERY. GODDAMN. TABLES.
2. REVERSE THEM ALL
3. ALL SHALL FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
4. Hmmm... So, my left hand is on my right arm?
5. Queen of weird poses
6. Do I look like Nue to you? Why do you ship me with that horny alien?
7. I'm the bad guy
8. I didn't know that Sagume is my mom, I thought we're just the same kind.
9. Urumi.
10. Attempts to eat Shinmyoumaru

Shinmyoumaru:
1. Sukuna is not my name!
2. So small that she can get inside "anything"
3. Seems to love Seija, but fails because SEIJA NEVER CARES
4. Size gap shipping with giant Seija (or other characters)
5. Getting eaten by many characters
6. Annoyed by Sumireko

Raiko:
1. Maybe she's a masochist, she wants you to "hit" her like a drum.
2. Smooth Criminal (Her outfit is similar to MJ)
3. I think Raiko should dance to Uptown Funk, come on.
4. Lightning trio = Raiko + Tojiko + Iku

I will roast the games.

EoSD: Story of a mad vampire

PCB: Glutton princess and ghost guard girl who is afraid of ghosts (Wait what?)

PCB+: Gaps

IaMP: Some drunk little Oni will punch you in the face

IN: Lazy NEET princess and some old nerd

PoFV: You can go to hell

StB: Take photos of eveything

MoF: You will lose your faith in humanity

SWR: This game ROCKS

SA: Hot burning hell created by some idiot out there

UFO: Youkai Jesus and a weird ship

DS: Take more photos

UNL: A random fish appeared

GFW: BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA

TD: A handsome saint has arrived

HM: Don't forget to "wear the mask" while fighting

DDC: Absolute revolution

ISC: If someone block your way, kill them all

ULiL: Some weird balls that do weird stuff

LoLK: Space hell

AoCF: Please donate

HSiFS: Prepare your back door

VD: Your worst nightmare

WBaWC: Furries

I will remake the game title from my last post.

SA: Stupid burning pit of nuclear

TD: Master of Handsomeness

HM: Wear your mask

DDC: Arnachy

WBaWC: How to sculpt the animals

EoSD: Erosion of Stupid Devil

PCB: Pointless Cheap Blossoms

PCB+: Pointless Cheap Blossoms +Even more pointless

IaMP: Idiot and Maniac Person

IN: Insane Nerds

PoFV: Points of Failed Views

StB: Shoot the Bird (Aya, just give up on that)

MoF: Monstrosity of Faithlessness

SWR: Stupid Worthless Rhapsody

SA: Substandard Amateurs

UFO: Useless Filthy Objects

DS: Doubly Spoiled

UNL: Unthinkable Nonsense Loss

GFW: Great Fairy Worthlessness

TD: Ten Dumbness

HM: Hopeless Mess

DDC: Doubtingly Dumb Characters

ISC: Insanely Savage Character

ULiL: Unwanted Legend in Limbo

LoLK: LOL K Losers of Losing Kingdom

AoCF: Amatuers of Complete Failures

HSiFS: Hidden Stupidity in Failing Sessions

VD: Violet Dullness

WBaWC: Worthless Beast and Weakest Characters

Please don't kill me

I will do 2hu11-14

Kisume: Bucket riding Loli
Yamame: Give me the “poison”
Parsee: JEALOUSLY DANGEROUS
Yuugi: Break everything in sight
Satori: Sad mind-reading person
Rin: Scary cat
Utsuho: Birdbrain who likes science
Koishi: Cute little psychopath

Nazrin: Mickey Mouse
Kogasa: Umbrella kid
Ichirin: Drunk fists of god
Minamitsu: Ship-sinker
Shou: Tiger and lost pagoda
Byakuren: Youkai Jesus
Nue: Mysterious alien girl

Kyouko: Sweeping doggo
Yoshika: Rigid zombie girl
Seiga: Seiga Nyan Nyan
Tojiko: Shocker
Futo: Boat-riding god loli
Miko: Handsome saint

Wakasagihime: Sashimi
Sekibanki: Headless rokurokubi
Kagerou: Furry
Yatsuhashi: Not-Benben
Benben: Lame girl
Seija: Rebellion girl
Shinmyoumaru: Smallest boss ever
Raiko: Masochist

It would be better if that's a train.
I think the driver is Cirno and she is too dumb to drive it.

I'll do a bit of ROASTING WBAWC.

Eika: Play with me
Urumi: Cow's milk is good, The second Seija
Kutaka: Kutaka Fried Chicken and more food pun
Yacchie: Turtle girl
Mayumi: Broken army idol
Keiki: If you let Ichirin play with animals and sculpt stuff
Saki: Ayayayaya V2

Playing LoLK is like:

Darkness, imprisoning me
All that I see, absolute horror!
I cannot live, I cannot die
Trapped in myself, body my holding cell!

Metallica - One

or maybe this one:

Sleep my friend and you will see
That dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
Can't they see it's why my brain says rage

Sanitarium, leave me be!
Sanitarium, just leave me alone!

Metallica - Sanitarium (I just love Metallica, don't mind me.)