Verdant Shade
Quicksilver Changeling
Posts: 43 
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Post by Verdant Shade on Aug 27, 2015 18:47:29 GMT
Really this is a simple game.
The rules are simple. You have a problem given by the previous poster.
Razor is "The simplest solution is the best solution."
Laser is "The most over-the-top/ridiculous solution is the best solution."
Example
The problem is hot weather
Person 1:
Razor: Turn Air Conditioning on.
Laser: Turn the sun off
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Problem: There's a huge line to get the limited edition Doujinshi that you've been saving up for.
Person 2:
Razor: Find your way into the line as soon as possible.
Laser: Build a humongous mecha and steal the entire convention, limited edition Doujinshi included.
So I'll start the flow.
Your problem is... Your refrigerator is out of food! What will you do?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2015 18:51:34 GMT
Razor: Buy more food at the store
Laser: Buy a new fridge and eat it.
Next problem is.... your girlfriend is coming over, but your room is extremely messy, what do?
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relick
Welcome to Eientei!
Posts: 935
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Post by relick on Aug 27, 2015 18:52:28 GMT
Razor: Go to the shops and buy some.
Laser: Dedicate 20 years of your life to inventing a perfect soylent substance that is created using the moisture in the air and never have to buy food again.
Problem: Your computer has stopped working! What do?
EDIT: ninja'd
Razor: Hide all the mess in drawers and under the bed.
Laser: Burn down your house, postpone the meetup.
Problem as above.
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Minako (Eris)
Immortal Princess
Posts: 724
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Post by Minako (Eris) on Aug 27, 2015 20:42:46 GMT
Razor: Ask a technician or someone who's good a fixing things to help you fix it.
Laser: Throw the computer out a window and jump on it until something happens.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2015 21:29:45 GMT
Since Minako didn't post in a problem, I will.
Problem: You're walking in the woods. You don't have a car and your phone is dead. You hear a mysterious noise.
Razor: Run out of the woods as fast as you can.
Laser: Becoming a super legendary angel/demon and destroying every single tree on your path until you find the real culprit of the sound.
Next Problem: You die in a game of Flappy Bird when you were close to 100 points.
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Aki
Illusionist Crown
Posts: 1,910
夢幻の冠帯
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Post by Aki on Aug 28, 2015 2:39:26 GMT
Since Minako didn't post in a problem, I will. Problem: You're walking in the woods. You don't have a car and your phone is dead. You hear a mysterious noise. Razor: Run out of the woods as fast as you can. Laser: Becoming a super legendary angel/demon and destroying every single tree on your path until you find the real culprit of the sound. Next Problem: You die in a game of Flappy Bird when you were close to 100 points. Razor: Curl up in a corner and cry silently Laser: Kill yourself and reincarnate as a Flappy Bird™ to gain a holistic understanding of the intricacies and the struggles of being the true flappy bird. Thus providing becoming the one true master overlord of flappy bird.Someone didn't post a problem. What do you do? |
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alzack13
Bun of Darkness
Posts: 936
Rabbits shall rule
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Post by alzack13 on Aug 28, 2015 4:23:22 GMT
Razor: Supply yourself with a humorous question and answer in a similarly humorous way
Lazer: Call up your old ex-con buddy, and ask him for the contacts to a team of highly skilled hackers. Spend your life savings on recruiting them to sneak into the proboards HQ and install a backdoor into the forum code. Then, after buying a computer that has never been connected to the internet, connect once to Eientei.boards.net and use the backdoor to set your accounts status to "moderator". Then return to your main PC, log in, and edit the persons post to include a question making subtle embarrassing hints at their sex life. Reply to said question in your account with an insulting jab at them.
You're downloading some torrents of your favorite anime, Bible Black, when suddenly you notice that your default search browser is "Conduit Search". What do you do?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2015 11:55:54 GMT
Razor: Change your search engine.
Laser: Go to the depths of hell and become a true powerful demon and smash the computer with your devilish powers.
You take a test in class when somebody sitting next to you copies your answers.
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Crystal Clear
that
Posts: 221
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Post by Crystal Clear on Aug 28, 2015 12:07:52 GMT
Razor: Remove it with an antivirus or reinstall the browser
Lazer: Go to the person who made the program with a gun. Threaten him that if he doesn't remove it, you'll shot the jar of cookies in the kitchen, so this is an offer he can't refuse.
EDIT: well, ninja'd (15 mins before), so I also answer the next question...
Razor: Tell the teacher that he's copying you.
Lazer: Call a SWAT team to come and get him because he "steals" your ideas and stealing is a very serious crime!
Question is same as above.
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Verdant Shade
Quicksilver Changeling
Posts: 43
Favorite Game: Touhou HisōtensokuFavorite Character: Alice MargatroidCustom Title: Quicksilver ChangelingMini-Profile Background: {"image":"http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/blue-data-grid-display-screen-14515837.jpg","color":""}Mini Profile Text Color: ffffffMini-Profile Name Color: ffffffMini-Profile Text Border: Black
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Post by Verdant Shade on Sept 5, 2015 16:03:24 GMT
You take a test in class when somebody sitting next to you copies your answers.
Razor - Relax the cramp in your back and lean over your test to cover the answers.
Laser - Let him copy perfectly wrong answers - soak in his pride before their fall as they stop paying attention to the test. Of course, remember to change your own test back to accurate answers.
You're starting a tabletop game with your friends and generating your character stats by dice roll when you roll the maximum possible value for all your stats - whatever that may be.
Problem: Your friends are complaining to you to re-roll your character as it's "not fair" that you got such a powerful character.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 21:59:01 GMT
Razor: Remake your character.
Laser: Let your own powerful character destroy everyone with their magical powers!
Your mom see's you hugging your highly explicit dakimakura pillow of a touhou character.
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relick
Welcome to Eientei!
Posts: 935
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Post by relick on Dec 18, 2015 0:25:58 GMT
Razor: try and desperately explain that it's the cool thing these days (it's unsuccessful)
Laser: hit her with the pillow, and feed her a pill that removes her short term memory (success!)
You're asked what your favourite band is but you only listen to VGM.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2015 1:28:02 GMT
Razor: Put on a smile and explain why you like VGMs instead of any other type of music.
Laser: Put on a mind control soundbyte on your MP3. Lend the headphones to the person who asked. When succesfully controlled, tell him to burn every single CD he has and fill his computer and iPod with VGM. Make it so that he had always loved VGM and that he absolutely despises any other music. As an optional thing, make him attempt homicide on any person who asks the same question you got asked. Put on a sadistic smile.
"You go to an art museum with a friend, but he/she doesn't seem particulary delighted about being there."
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